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julesbbbyyy.bsky.social
Here for the pirates ☠️ 39, TX, she/her, bi because of David Jenkins
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If *I* was to meet Macavity on a by-street, or see him in the square, I would simply pick him up and give him 5 million forehead kisses and he would have no time or availability to commit cat crimes

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

If the music video has a woman running through a castle or gothic building at night and contains any of the following: -doves -candles -billowing white curtains, the song was definitely written by Jim Steinman. There are no exceptions. (There might be exceptions, I haven't thoroughly researched)

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Me: I don't know what's wrong with the world. People need to believe scientists. The earth is round. Evolution is real. Vaccines save lives. C'mon people. Scientists: Dogs don't feel guilty when they misbehave, they just react to you being angry Me: Well that's obviously a lie

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry everyone, I don't think I can follow anyone else

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

I need Stede Whump that coincides with Kraken-Era Ed - it is the only thing that will sustain me through these dark times

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

A Complete Unknown is a perfectly fine movie but one reference that I deeply enjoyed was the idea that the entire board of the Newport Folk Festival apparently hated Peter of Peter, Paul, and Mary

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

If you are a federal employee, it is advised to set your social media accounts to private to prevent outside viewership, as reports suggest that loyalty screenings have begun.

submitted 31 days ago • 747 comments

Same, but for Austin

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

**URGENT HELP NEEDED** my ex plans to move out by the end of January, which means i have to be gone by then too. i have a possible grace period of a week into Feb but not guaranteed. ko-fi.com/vex62369 🧵 thread below -- 1/

submitted 45 days ago • 24 comments

I donated because it's the only thing making me feel like I have even a modicum of control in an increasingly chaotic world

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Ed and Stede online meet cute

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

I hear this was @david-jenkins.bsky.social first draft of Stede

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Broke, trying to start an arts management career working in a music venue box office, living with the most chaotic evil roommate conceivable, on the verge of becoming unimaginably depressed but

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

I like that he color-coordinated with the peacock

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment