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julianbdm.bsky.social
Cinephile, death metal enthusiast, dank MLG memer
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Merzbow biopic where he accidentally makes tape feedback and has a Eureka moment.

they should make a zapruder film about me and my friends

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

guy with two penises rapping kendrick lamar humble: my left cock just went viral

If nobody got me i know in the aeroplane over the sea by neutral milk hotel got me

Democrats the second they get elected again instead of what everyone wants them to do

The title track is maybe my favorite song ever made. Every so often i listen to it again and am floored by how flawless it is

Excited for next month when the entire public is gonna pretend none of those Ye tweets happened and hes gonna be a succesful beloved artist again until the next crashout at which point everything i just mentioned repeats itself

I cant tell if most people i see on this platform are bots or that i just haven't made my algorhitm as degen here as i have with other platforms that it feels weird to see the way the average person talks on social media

me seeing someone land on their foot wrong: ooh oww oww ouchie don't look me seeing someone decayed in a bathtub with a death metal logo in the corner: i bet the riffs on this are sick

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