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juliansmith.bsky.social
Author of ALOHA RODEO, SMOKEJUMPER and CROSSING THE HEART OF AFRICA for HarperCollins. Writer of all the things: Esquire, Smithsonian, Wired, Nat Geo. Musician, dad, galeophobe
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donald trump 2nd term appointments is like adam sandler getting his SNL flunkie friends whatever gigs he can

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My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com

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the main problem with the cybertruck is that leaving it running with the garage door closed doesn’t do anything

submitted 93 days ago • 20 comments

See: leopards, face-eating

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Throwback to when AI bros were saying they were digital artists because they both used technology to make art. So as a digital artist I found a rock, burnt some sticks, and made a busty dragoness out of nothing but shit I had in my backyard. Nothing will stop real artists from making real art.

submitted 60 days ago • 145 comments

At the FBI today, they started painting over their core values wall.

submitted 24 days ago • 4 comments

Every time I hear the grateful dead i think of beavis hearing pavement and yelling TRY HARDER

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As 5th grade class president, calling kids who were teasing me “a bunch in john hinckley jrs”

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cannot imagine at this late date having any energy to invest in arguments over minor differences of language around sexuality and gender. theres a war going on out there homie

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you ever go to bed without brushing your teeth out of sheer masochistic spite

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Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.

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broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals” woke - Stephen Smith:

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Mongolian Girl Has a Laugh with her Camel. The little girl’s name is Butedmaa and she was just 5 when this picture was taken in 2003 by photographer Han Chengli, who titled it “Inner Mongolian Child”. #photooftheday

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When a single billionaire can accumulate more money in 10 seconds than their employees make in one year, while workers struggle to meet the basic cost of rent and medicine, then yes, every billionaire really is a policy failure. Read our op-ed here ⤵️

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This may be helpful.

submitted 35 days ago • 11 comments

Instead of wasting you attention on the shitshow in DC today, go do something good instead like buy cookies from trans girls scouts www.erininthemorning.com/p/2025-trans...

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Shot through the heart And you're to blame Darlin’ you give amateur archery league a bad name

submitted 40 days ago • 9 comments

*lunch lady doris voice* MORE TESTICLES MEANS MORE IRON

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AI is designed to solve the inherent problem of The Internet being designed and manipulated entirely by and for angsty Adderall fueled white entitled teen men.

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Simpsons mall outlet suggestions: 1. Yak & Crack Coffee & Chiropractic 2. Leroy’s House of LASIK 3. Nothing But Washers! 4. Dark Darling Goth Maternity 5. Angry Emu 6. Definitely Not Money Laundering 7. High-Fructose Hut (food court)

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