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🌈 Freelance journalist. Associate Editor at New Noise Magazine, Yellow Scene Magazine, and OUT FRONT Magazine🌈 She/Her "You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows." JulieRiver.com
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Psychologists should study how someone can develop this little self-awareness.

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"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school

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This sounds like fun. Do this for me!

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Yes, this is a real tweet from Joanne. First she says she supports the LGBTQ+ community. Then she slowly admits that she doesn't support trans people. Then she admits that she doesn't support asexual people. It kind of feels like she's slowly revealing that she doesn't support any queer people.

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By the way, I’m an award winning journalist now.

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Going to see @laurajanegrace.bsky.social tonight for the 1…2…3…7…10… Yeah I lost count of how many times it’s been.

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I feel like for how racist and sexist and transphobic he is, we often forget to mention that trump just isn’t a very good president. Like he really kinda sucks at this.

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I’m broke so yeah.

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I already called dibs on covering the festival for @outfrontmagazine.bsky.social

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@startrekshitposti.ng Someone run and tell R(o)nald M(c)Donald, I’m not scared of clowns or monsters.

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Okay, so I finally get to announce this. Because we still need to get through the final fundraising push to finance my book, we’re hosting an event for it. -Drag Performances -Vendors -LGBTQ+ poets show ad -Acoustic set from Ren Ash of Plasma Canvas! -And, of course, a set of my own poems

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People say print media is dead, but every time I try to interview someone, the very first thing they ask is “Can it be in print?” I really wanted to interview @veradrew22.bsky.social, but as soon as I told her publicist it might not make the print issue, I got ghosted. Digital is what’s dead.

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I swear I could win the lottery and I still wouldn’t have enough money

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Found a company that was willing to lease-to-own a mattress to me despite my abysmal credit. Suckers.

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I won an SPJ award for one of my articles. That’s nice, but I literally have no idea how prestigious this is. Is this a real award or is it just a scam to collect submission fees? No clue. But hey, award-winning journalist over here!

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One of my biggest pet peeves about popular sci-fi is that sci-fi writers don’t understand the difference between an antidote and a vaccine. (I’m particularly looking at you, Chris Carter.)

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I mean, I’m an American who knows who Robbie Williams is but this still makes me laugh every time.

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Tell me to get in the damn shower. Someone needs to yell at me to get my stoned ass out of bed, shower, and then go to the poetry slam.

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@pattonoswalt.bsky.social is the last good man and, if he does something to get himself rightfully cancelled, I give up on the whole gender.

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I got really high and thought up a pitch for a reboot of Are You Being Served?

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