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Live the Journey • BLZRS vs EVRYBDY
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When Zion is a Blazer next season it’s over for all these playoff teams.

Steph is averaging 38 mpg In the playoffs, super sustainable for a volume shooter.

I can’t believe I gotta suffer atleast one more week of “championship grit” narratives about this Warriors squad. Smh

Memphis messed up not beating GS in the play in. Would’ve been a lot cooler

Keep Portland Weird, babyyy

Tou, Deni, Simons, Zion all 24-25.

Jaren Jackson needs to come team up with Zion in Portland this summer.

I don’t have a favorite NFL team but if I did I’d be very upset they drafted that player and or very stoked about that other player that they drafted who’s the player I wanted them to draft. This organization is cooked and or cooking rn, why am I even a fan anymore this is our year.

Saturdays were cooler when

It was really hard to form fake BLZR trades in fanspo, at this past deadline. It is currently very easy to formulate many trades on fanspo. It is my expert amateur opinion that the BLZRS will definitely maybe make a trade this summer.

Two episodes into severance and I’m singing the theme song in my very high pitch crappy voice. Ninini ninini, niii nini, ninini,, ninini

My Gary Trent stock had plummeted harder than the actual stock market. But today, we’re back. Like we never left, BABYYYYYY

Secured. Welcome to Hell, Superstars.

Ja Morant really been HIM since day one. It’s too bad his health has been a wreck lately.

Dang, Ja Morant really a big difference maker. Trade the farm for Ja

Come back Ja

The Blazers wanted to make the playoffs just so that they could.. oh wait this is dope as sh*t rn

Very disappointed Ashton Jeanty will have to go drag the Raiders to relevancy. No doubt that he will tho.

I’m assuming they still play Whoop That Trick in Memphis?

You can tell everything you need to know about a person, if they equip armor with low defensive ratings but looks cool, or equip high defensive rated armor but has no drip. Given the choice.

Saving this for the next no-star movement NBA trade deadline.

I’m built like this btw

The Haters said it couldn’t be done, that I couldn’t look like Pedro. Honestly, great call by the haters.

I’m gonna keep skeeting things like: Portland Bloom Michael Ružić PJ Washington $2 beers In hopes that the people in charge of these things see my skeet and think, “he’s cooking for real” Productive off season plans.

“Overrated” being code for “I don’t like it” is always funny. Chipotle overrated Tyrese Haliburton overrated Summer overrated

Blazers need to trade back. Lock in.

A big separator in the playoffs really is composure. “Experience” I guess. Gotta have dudes who stay cool and calm in a tight situation. Don’t miss assignments. Do their job.

I think the Blazers could definitely be better than some of these team. Given time.

Lebron just fell, and they gave a foul. Help, he’s fallen and he can’t get up.

Ngl, now that he’s a L*ker, I can see all of Luka’s flaws for what they are. Nico was right.

Luka like the Deadpool of the NBA. Yeah, he’s got super powers, but he’s just kinda F’n around out here.

If you didn’t grow up with an MP3 player, you’ve never really had to consider what music you like. Oh, you have access to every song under the sun? Try being limited to ~300 songs. What’s actually important to you?

Imagine an announcer doing the long extended announcement of, “and get loud Portland! Here. Comes. Your. BLOOOOM” And the whole stadium goes “BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM”

Still think ‘Portland Bloom’ should be the WNBA team name. 🌸

Bucks defense is an offense to my eyes.

Istg.. if the Bucks get bounced round 1 and Jimmy wins a title with GS.. One Hundred year curse for Portland.

Nothing good ever comes from asking for a celebrity haircut. But maybe, it’ll work for m..