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🔞mentally ill | 28 | splatoon enjoyer | HRT 5/16/22 | lesbian and poly It / She
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update: i'm stabbing you now :/ sorry but a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do to get a Kwisatz Haderach around here

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"Girls are caterpillars while they live in the world, to be finally butterflies when the summer comes; but in the meantime there are grubs and larvae, don't you see - each with their peculiar propensities, necessities and structure." - excerpt from 'Carmilla' by Sheridan Le Fanu

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Me to my plushies: "Do you guys think I'm pretty?" My plushies telepathically to me: "Finis prope est. currite, currite, fudit sanguinem in plateis. Caelum damnabitur. Finis prope est. Finem adduces.." Me *wiping my now bleeding nose*: Aww thanks guys! Your gibberish is so cute!

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Nomnomnom

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Me when I have to say goodbye to my good friend Zhao

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merry christmas chat

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they literally put millennials on the cover of time magazine to call us lazy and spoiled. sure there's the bit at the end about "saving us" but absolutely no one remembers that part

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Love Letter to The World.

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On Linux you're an admin On Mac you're an end user On Windows you're a victim

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I mean, I also may be biased, because I met one on my book tour who said that her name was Mara, and the first time she saw it was on a VHS cover of one of my movies. Yes, I cried.

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Blocking anyone who is mildly sus immediately and without particular emotional engagement is obviously the best way to go but once in a while it would be nice to have a block option that ALSO produces an animation of the profile being flushed down a toilet or maybe the text melting gruesomely away

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losing my mind

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wait a minute this kinda goes hard 🤯🤯

submitted 94 days ago • 65 comments

Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track

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i've been in line to vote for bernie for over 8 years

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As someone who is entirely burnt out of arguing with strangers online at 26 it continues to mystify me to see people who do it all day, seemingly with the belief it isn’t entirely fruitless, and have like adult kids

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cat toy lance

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Never forget how fucking hard disney crowed about their easily edited out gay monster bit character. Never forget how often "Family Friendly" means "no queer or racial issues." an unthinking obedience to "Family friendly" is tall grass for the fash.

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Yupppp exactly

submitted 106 days ago • 36 comments

I GOT HIM. I ACTUALLY GOT HIM

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dog girl

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This is why libs are not going to be up to snuff for the resistance we need to build. We will need to build a culture of de-arresting and solidarity if we are going to make it through what's coming.

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hi chat i just got fired

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i still have this packaging btw. i couldn't throw it away. this gentleman is in a columbarium niche now and i say hi to him when i walk by

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“yOu NeEd tO gRoW oUt Of GaMiNg” Listen… I don’t drink I don’t smoke I BARELY do cocaine Pretty sure I could do plenty of worse things with my time and money than playing video games

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A monstrous proposal 🩸#oc

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test

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the most important part of the 2024 election is that everyone who lost to trump not learn a single lesson. that might make them feel upset

submitted 112 days ago • 34 comments

Normalize telling people to eat shit and die

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🌱🌀 feelings

submitted 113 days ago • 38 comments

Everyone is thinking about what's next when they should be thinking about gay sex

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update:

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