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Hey u wanna see this cool trick i can do with my pants

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Chewin on that elmo pizza, it's got red fur crust and orange meat balls

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La vita es bella

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Hamburger pizza hot dog soda spaghetti nachos

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Geez, is anything funnier than a funny monkey?

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A guy who maintains a meticulous wiki recording everyone he personally knows, with a chronological portion on each person's page that he updates each time he interacts with them titled, "story"

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does sonic the hedgehog fit the exact dimensions as a bowling ball yes or no

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Apes huntin monkeys, so beautiful, like the story of oedipus rex

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More tohongan stuff

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* to the tune of anyway you want it by Journey: HORSECHESTNUTS ARE AWESOME HORSECHESTNUTS ARE AWESOME, HORSE CHEST NUTS ARE AWEEESEOME 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸

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Tiger thing i made

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

it should be spelled cleaveland and it should be the land of the axe

submitted 49 days ago • 3 comments

Mama fuchsia

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A Dark Milkman who only delivers Shadow Milk

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Hey i can't come into work because i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you

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The Tohongan flame only burns what its wielder chooses

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

What if your car faced constant predation by coorinated wild dogs because it resembled a sick weak buffalo

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Eating poopoo sandwich with fart soda

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Me mixing up two magic spells i know, and teleporting all the poop in my colon into someone else's bladder

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Elmo giving birth to an infant disembodied hand

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

Imagine if you ate a whole potatosac full of potatoes you'd probably feel like a big galoomf like this

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Big news: Taylor Swift revealed by The Oracle as fated to die a humbling death

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Being high is like wearing a big metal hat

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What if there was a beautiful girl named Cumantha

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Playing marvel rivals: Big Time Tommie & Rizzler teamup ability activated

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A baby milkman with the world's easiest route: he only delivers his mom's breastmilk to his own mouth

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New A24 movie starring timmotheé chalameé titled: The Ice Wizard

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Elf meat sizzlin on the grill like it's still '17

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