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Mama fuchsia

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A Dark Milkman who only delivers Shadow Milk

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Hey i can't come into work because i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you

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The Tohongan flame only burns what its wielder chooses

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What if your car faced constant predation by coorinated wild dogs because it resembled a sick weak buffalo

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Eating poopoo sandwich with fart soda

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Me mixing up two magic spells i know, and teleporting all the poop in my colon into someone else's bladder

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Elmo giving birth to an infant disembodied hand

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Imagine if you ate a whole potatosac full of potatoes you'd probably feel like a big galoomf like this

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Big news: Taylor Swift revealed by The Oracle as fated to die a humbling death

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Being high is like wearing a big metal hat

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What if there was a beautiful girl named Cumantha

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Playing marvel rivals: Big Time Tommie & Rizzler teamup ability activated

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A baby milkman with the world's easiest route: he only delivers his mom's breastmilk to his own mouth

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New A24 movie starring timmotheé chalameé titled: The Ice Wizard

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Elf meat sizzlin on the grill like it's still '17

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New awesome commercial where it's the Rizzler vs the fat fuck snot-monster from mucinex

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Omg jack black is on my flight rn should i go up to him and scream and spit on him and freak out all over him

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Why do all babies always say this: ababababababababba

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2025 Annual Bauble Eating Competition

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In this house, the subtitles is on. Idc. 😭

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Cool doors i saw

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Weregiraffe warrior

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Poop that's black like the rich and fertile soil of the mighty Nile

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Titan

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filling a lowly sinner's heart with christmas joy tn

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A vast colossal fart that fills the entire capital building with brown gas

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Cool fish tuesday; the Tube Eye, Stylephorus chordatus

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How come grandmas don't make quilts no more

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