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jungleanarchist.bsky.social
living wild in d bush
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i aim not to produce content but rather inspire anarchy

tfw when pleasure is not a goal but rather a force of nature

nature is communist, y'all

TIL that i am a radical ecofeminist

never again shall i juggle two men—even casually—just to get my car fixed by one of 'em

tfw when you aren't sure if your new man said something snarky as he was leaving and then 27 minutes later you mentally decipher his words and realize it was sexy & funny & nice

i remember the summer day in 2014 at a psytrance festival in Canada when i noticed the trees were also dancing.

i engineer orgasms you will get to know me as a person you will give me a long lotiony massage, every time you will lick and suck my pussy, every time you will go harder upon my command and you won't ever complain about it

twas a beautiful morning by the creek sun rising birds chirping my 4yo swimming talking with a trusted friend who is carving me a breastplate & wooden claws & everything else i need to fully transcend into lioness roar

basically thoroughly disillusioned at this point and also really need income after a short but enlightening trip to the states, am ready to start making highly artistic, softcore, primal video content at my jungle ecofarm cue the animal masks

omg i just went in my bag to get something and reflexively pulled out my vape IN FRONT OF MOM i even pressed the buttons to turn it on 🙃 i'm officially back in high school

a work call yesterday reminded me of my Barfingham Palace story the TLDR is that i was in a sling, fell down the stairs of a double-decker bus, got out of the bus near Buckingham Palace and proceeded to projectile vomit in a radius of puke oh the memories

one time at the plant nursery my horse escaped and i found myself chasing her down the middle of the highway that was truly outrageous

hackneyed is just a polite way of saying "f*cked up"

just gave a long slow & really slippery massage to a beautiful man in the jungle with so much golden light streaming in so much healing energy

putting it out into the universe to manifest this job offer this week need this to happen fr fr taking the proactive approach by straight up starting the work before the final interview

2025 is year of avarice unhinged

the abandoned and severely degraded buildings on the abandoned 250 acres of farm property are uniquely creepy to me not least because a young man hung himself in one of the abandoned structures about 8 years ago still love walking in this field in perfect solitude on the daily

can anyone explain to me how the bluesky algo works thinking about how any type of algo is prone to bias and still a form of centralization

have evolved to being renegade without even trying feels double edged

I wonder if I am ever going to recover from the repeated cycle in my life of others treating me like I am a wild, renegade who is “too extreme” in my assessment of underlying danger and systemic pathology. The occasional “you were right” rarely seems sufficient compensation

what a sexy party with faces new & old the village needs more gatherings like dat

time to go do some capitalism at least i'm in the forest

anyone else spend the day buttass naked at a remote riverside beach, swimming and listening to howler monkeys and watching birds and feeding fishes? or is that just my 4yo and me

I Moved To The Jungle and Had a Child With An Abusive Partner Who Tried To Kill Me and Now I'm Missing Some Body Parts Plus I Lost 2 Jobs This Week also sufficiently haggard ama

i do adore having a cook never ever gets old

self care at my cabin by the river is how i cope with and overcome anything a huge reason why i'm not entirely unhinged already

the problem is i'm too stubborn to comply

trying to read this book but i keep closing my eyes to think about last nite

i need to do something radical

the marketing lead "furlough" just turned into an end of contract because the founder would prefer someone in connecticut even while acknowledging that i'm fucking great at what i do & offering to provide a glowing reference fml

the 12pm meeting today better bring the job offer i'm anticipating i need more (way more) job stability cause rn I'm questioning whether extremely simple subsistence living off my farm is the more sustainable strategy

so much cognitive dissonance between my Bluesky and my fully doxxed X and LinkedIn acconts 🤭 love having an unrestricted creative outlet love that all this creativity belongs to me

fuck i really can't afford for the US economy to go down the toilet like a load of shit i'm already financially depleted by a fucking scammer and just can't seem to stop getting laid off

i require dogs, cameras & other people for my safety off the grid in a developing country but i'm still terrified for y'all in america

this human is a genius

you know you're really fucked when weed makes you feel worse rather than better

cursed jungle queen

today i am grateful for ~ the super fun dance party last night ~ finding someone i trust for the errands ~ getting paid for the month and then getting laid off with no further obligations after just 9 days??

til i learned about Popsicle vs Poopsicle yesterday's Poopsicle was me getting laid off from my PT job how many lay-offs for me now?? like fucking >10

i just got laid off on day one of that fucker imposing tariffs and i work in one of his golden-child industries

anyone else love intermittent fasting? the joy i feel immediately before and during my one meal a day

nothing so sweet as first kisses

so glad to be back at my farm it was either that or i was gonna burn and poison the whole beautiful thing to the ground because this place is for me n my son or nobody at all

i don't always get high between meetings but it's always nice when i can accommodate that for me

be present where your feet are