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juniperplexed.bsky.social
probably not the girl of your dreams but i'll wander through the background eating cereal sometimes she/her mdni 🔞 use alt text please :) 💖 @flockofravens.cloud 💖 https://ko-fi.com/juniperplexed
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i finally hit infinite in marvel snap i am 35 269 in the wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorld please clap

it's System Pride Day, and all are always welcome with us 🩷

friend shape

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on one hand, seeing luka winning a ring out of spite would be really funny on the other hand, seeing russ winning one would be nice with all the other stories in the mix, playoffs are going to be gooood

me, slightly high, i should eat ice cream, it's tasty and nothing will go wrong my lactose intolerant ass

anyway, shit is pretty dire for me, so if you have a line on a job or you have a few bucks to spare or whatever, my links are in my bio idk idk

my friends and i were watching old highlight videos of dog agility competitions and i think we may have found the single best moment in the history of sports announcing

i feel like i need like a stetson or something to complete the look lol

the further along in transition i get, the more i realize im projecting the friendly warm vibe ive always been afraid to give out before its amazing. its wonderful. this is fucking life. 💜💜

before he blocked me i looked up Jeff's bsky history of speaking up on behalf of the trans community, and evidently the one time he explicitly did so was at @regretagarbo.rip's behest. The other ones are just times when he invoked trans people to say "republicans r dum" in a new way. What an ALLY!

explaining the year 2025 to the first guy i see after arriving in 1985: ...yeah and in the future if you wanna smoke weed you can just push the button on this apparatus 1985 guy: wait back up what was that about the coup? me: *coughing my lungs out for a solid 90sec after hitting a blinker* what?

lmao okay they're wayyyyy less subtle about this than i thought

winter is evil and cruel and wayyyy too long and i hate it but the fits can go pretty hard on milder days ngl

hey. its me. im gonna say a few things on this acct & then im gonna go bc the culture here is bad rn imo first & most importantly, to cirice. i take full responsibility for the things i said to u & the harm it caused u. i apologize for that unequivocally. i lashed out in anger & in hurt ..

boxcars :)

i mean this so seriously. if you are transgender. please be safe. do not get caught commiting crimes. do not get caught by the state. do not sacrifice yourself, we will survive

balloon girls doing poppers is snuffbait

her b o n e s are a l i g n e d

this is the way 💯🏳️‍⚧️ A WORLD WITHOUT TRANS PEOPLE HAS NEVER EXISTED AND NEVER WILL on behalf of me and grogu and all the other space gremlins stuck here on this planet… thank you 💜

winter is evil and cruel and wayyyy too long and i hate it but the fits can go pretty hard on milder days ngl

trans women will be raped to death. they know this will happen. this is a crucial part of the steps to our genocide.

very fun to to hear liberals complain about ‘purity tests’ and as a trans person knowing the test is ‘do you want to kill me and all my friends’

now she's at the chiropractor to make sure the new bones i put in aren't crooked

june did SURGERY on a CAR

under 3 weeks away :) i have enough to get through maybe the next month but haven't been able to work much due to snow/car trouble/mental health, could really use some peace of mind that i won't get evicted during recovery 😅😮‍💨 venmo.com/u/juniperplexed cash.app/$juniperplexed ko-fi.com/juniperplexed

despite shitty tools and no way i am using those huge if chunks i cut down 3 files with 300+ lines to 1 file with only 80 lines your girl still got it 😤 please clap

buenos días, trannies

EMERGENCY 🏳️‍⚧️🚨 this is so humiliating but please help. im transmasc and i cannot fucking bear to live thru a pregnancy. i need abortion care help, im so sorry throne.com/freakingangel

i don't think i want to watch a movie, i can't focus for 2 hours also me

i did surgery on my car 👍

[trying to explain to a gamer trans girl how to style her clothes] okay so if you spec for a thigh high build you have to actually go deep into it you can't just take three perks, and do NOT take the amazon skirt perk it's a noob trap