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junlper.beer
my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer co-host on the western kabuki podcast: http://www.westernkabuki.com/ - a show about what’s going on online i write at https://cant-ever-die.ghost.io/ a reputable journalist at @theonion.com
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tomorrow at 9 am!!!!!!!!!!

prosperity ahead

Went bowling today with @lillywachowski.bsky.social @junlper.beer @kaylapekkala.bsky.social and others

if someone tried to talk to me about birth rates i would simply change the subject. you seen them combination air fryer/broiler/microwave ovens? what'll those egg heads think up next

speaking of pro-natalism, i just wrote a piece a couple of days ago tying together donald trumps agenda with pro-natalism

he might be a finance and wall street guy but he has unmatched aura

Dome Reviews

i’m amongst legends

half of the posts on twitter remind me that the dead internet theory is very real

𝙉𝙚𝙬 𝙀𝙥𝙞𝙨𝙤𝙙𝙚 My sightseeing boat is full of piss w/ special guest @junlper.beer find the show links in Spotify, Apple Podcasts and at 10bux.neocities.org get early acess to the synched slideshow on Patreon if u want. namaste.

we are living in fascism right now

I LOVE GAMERS

there is a certain kind of person alive who wants to enact psychological terror on minorities and children, complete anti-social behavior not fit for society

They made a fucking bot to track the fantasy stock tanking lmfaoooooo

it’s astounding how everyone hates elon musk and it’s clear the only reason they keep him around is to drain his endless money pit to fund republicans

new plane just dropped

one of the few reasons to open twitter these days is just watching brace beldin cook

we’re getting close to trump folding lol

the further we get away from the original context of this post the funnier it gets lol

the minecraft movie “chicken jockey” crowd reaction meme (april 2025) is a direct analogue to the rick and morty szechuan sauce at mcdonalds meme (april 2017) public memes like these are hitler-particles-active-in-america indicators

i love how insane everyone is becomeing