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Mom. Insurance Producer. Angry cosplayer. YouTube afficionado. Old and tired pop culture addict.
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Godzilla has chosen the new Pope

Elmo post that he got laid off on LinkedIn is bleaker than I was ready for... but, also, an excellent way to bring attention to this.

The rules of the internet clearly state that when you see Tom Holland's Umbrella, you're required to share it.

Your School House Rock moment......

I've had tacos more supreme than this court. #scotusSucks

I understand completely. #ChoicesWereMade #MineWasAStout

Here's some sumos (Smooch on face) You're very cute Here's a puppy Bought you BG3 (yes I'm counting BG3 as one word come at me) Hold my purse? I feel like there's about 4000 ways I say or hear "I love you" that only take 3 words? Wild.

“Take and eat; this is my body.” - The Ueckarist

Why am I crocheting a sweater? Do I hate myself? Yes probably What will I do if I run out of yarn mid-creation? Tears first, poshmark second, frogging third.

My painting SAGUARO

Was this me at work on Friday? Yes. Am I sorry? Absolutely not and I'll definitely do it again. #Cosplay #BlackCanary #LastDayWithThisTeam #OldBossHatedIt #NewBossLovedIt

For context: tomorrow is Marvel vs DC day at work. I *am* a DC, so it's time to represent. I love my black canary costume and wig so that's what I'm wearing. My current boss said he "would prefer if I just wore a tshirt or something" if I were still on his team at that point. (1/3)

Me when I'm back on my bullshit and it's the night before the last day with my current team before promoting out at work: it's all coming together. Dare ME to cosplay at work why don't you.

Seeing #sinners AGAIN tonight. Hype train don't stop!

Ready or Not 2 is now titled Ready or Not: Here I Come ♥️ Starring: Samara Weaving Kathryn Newton Sarah Michelle Gellar Shawn Hatosy Néstor Carbonell David Cronenberg Elijah Wood

To say I was unprepared for the reveal would be a MASSIVE understatement.

Ok it's been almost 24 hours and I'm here to tell you, #sinners is still on my mind. It's honestly like a religious experience and I cannot stress enough you need to see it. Ryan Coogler DOES NOT MISS. Seriously.

My friends, go see Sinners. It is very very VERY good.

A solid 80% of the reason I come back to bluesky is for Hanger garden content. Fight me. You won't. I'm bigger than you.

Anyone I worked with at Mod Squad knows I drank ALL my drinks out of stemless wine glasses or obscenely large coffee cups. There is no in between because the only other drinking things we own are tiki mugs and that's a lot for a meeting.

when I say we have cancer in the house I'm not kidding. I'm always embarrassed to share this. gofund.me/17d50068 just neverending. venmo.com/resonanteye or cash.app/$resonanteye to avoid gfm fees. #mutualaid #stupidcancer #fuckcancer #debt #help #artistsupport #aidsky #cancerMA #halp #embarassing

Math is hard I guess? Fuck we are so cooked, y'all.

If your parents didn't read you this book with all the melodramatic overreaction of an A+ high school drama kid imitating their best Grover voice, you missed out.

This is everything. Cadbury Creme Eggs are an abomination and the chocolate ones are barely tolerable and only if you want 3 cavities. Give me malt balls or give me death and I will die on that hill, happily.

This is honestly the dirtiest of dirty moves. If I'd been a vendor at this con I would have fully lost my mind. What an absolute shitshow.

i keep thinking about this

Working to level up my position at work and feeling slightly discouraged? I don't know, it's nothing I've never done before and I'm qualified, I just hate to hear a no? Anyway, send good vibes because I really need this step up for my sanity. #workstuff

And spotlight on the beer... and...perfect. #TheLastDriveIn #SlasherNight @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @shudder.com #MutantFam #Intruder

1/2 off HAAAAA #TheLastDriveIn #SlasherNight @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @shudder.com #MutantFam #Intruder

Yes definitely the meat hook is the best weapon. Good. #TheLastDriveIn #SlasherNight @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @shudder.com #MutantFam #Intruder

Grocery stores are literally killing floors just waiting to happen. This movie should be shown to all new grocery store employees as a cautionary tale. #TheLastDriveIn #SlasherNight @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @shudder.com #MutantFam #Intruder

Anyone who's worked with a cardboard smasher knows you do NOT fuck around with those things. Excellent kill. #TheLastDriveIn #SlasherNight @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @shudder.com #MutantFam #Intruder

Oh no not the generic beer! #TheLastDriveIn #SlasherNight @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @shudder.com #MutantFam #Intruder

Haha knives are sharp haha #TheLastDriveIn #SlasherNight @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @shudder.com #MutantFam #Intruder

She's just casually gonna mix up some mustard gas to clean the floor with #TheLastDriveIn #SlasherNight @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @shudder.com #MutantFam #Intruder

That's the cutest dog I've seen all day and I own a heccin adorable dog #TheLastDriveIn #SlasherNight @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @shudder.com #MutantFam #Intruder

I worked stocking Kmart back 25-ish years ago and I'm here to tell you if our cardboard waste looked like that someone would be immediately fired. #TheLastDriveIn #SlasherNight @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @shudder.com #MutantFam #Intruder

This is a very accurate depiction of "very serious drugs," friends. #TheLastDriveIn #SlasherNight @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @shudder.com #MutantFam #Intruder

Is it possible to have negative on screen chemistry together? #TheLastDriveIn #SlasherNight @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @shudder.com #MutantFam #Intruder

NOT STING #TheLastDriveIn #SlasherNight @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @shudder.com #MutantFam #Intruder