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I don't even lust over my girlfriend as badly as I lust for crab rangoons

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Straight women of bluesky: No, you're not lol

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Non-ball-havers can't believe we do this... Next, they'll be shocked to learn about monthly foreskin trimming

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This post is about wishing someone would try to impress Jodie Foster

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Pizza toppings implies the existence of pizza bottomings

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Anybody else feeling at a loss?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Hey, nice cock!

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Depression is at least fun, otherwise I wouldn't be here

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Weird

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Saucy Sandies are best

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If it ever comes out that Drake was behind the death of XXXTentacion, I will riot

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Threats I've been rehearsing in the shower: "I will eat your whole ass!"

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Imagine blocking me because I don't support your loli porn addiction

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There's a lot of Avowed haters saying there's less features in Avowed than in Skyrim from 2011. Here's the thing: Bethesda could've released a new Elder Scrolls game and they'd be just as loved, because that's the exact game we've wanted. We got it from Avowed. I never asked for Starfield.

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There'd be that one dude that swears Dasani is an acquired taste

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Me at bed time turning on the charm with the lady:

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Earth If y'all don't chill, I will go into retrograde I stg

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Like excuse me what the fuck

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I got put on a blocklist because I "spam memes like a bot"... Ok, Mr police man 🙄

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🗿

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You can break my heart, but you can never have your Himalayan salt lamps un-licked 🖕🏼

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It hurts to see that some of the people I look forward to seeing updates from no longer have an active profile on here. Like I am going to miss you now. Please come back...

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I have this thing in common with most wild animals wherein if I do not understand something immediately, I will stare at it and tilt my head. Same, buddy. Same...

I don't even lust over my girlfriend as badly as I lust for crab rangoons

Straight women of bluesky: No, you're not lol

Non-ball-havers can't believe we do this... Next, they'll be shocked to learn about monthly foreskin trimming

This post is about wishing someone would try to impress Jodie Foster

Pizza toppings implies the existence of pizza bottomings

Anybody else feeling at a loss?

Hey, nice cock!

Depression is at least fun, otherwise I wouldn't be here

Weird

Saucy Sandies are best

If it ever comes out that Drake was behind the death of XXXTentacion, I will riot

Threats I've been rehearsing in the shower: "I will eat your whole ass!"

Imagine blocking me because I don't support your loli porn addiction

There's a lot of Avowed haters saying there's less features in Avowed than in Skyrim from 2011. Here's the thing: Bethesda could've released a new Elder Scrolls game and they'd be just as loved, because that's the exact game we've wanted. We got it from Avowed. I never asked for Starfield.

There'd be that one dude that swears Dasani is an acquired taste

Me at bed time turning on the charm with the lady:

Earth If y'all don't chill, I will go into retrograde I stg

Like excuse me what the fuck

I got put on a blocklist because I "spam memes like a bot"... Ok, Mr police man 🙄

🗿

You can break my heart, but you can never have your Himalayan salt lamps un-licked 🖕🏼

It hurts to see that some of the people I look forward to seeing updates from no longer have an active profile on here. Like I am going to miss you now. Please come back...

I have this thing in common with most wild animals wherein if I do not understand something immediately, I will stare at it and tilt my head. Same, buddy. Same...

This one was a stretch

I wonder how proud they are

I don't make the rules 👀