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submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Can someone explain to me why my oldest child’s deadbeat father who hasn’t seen her since she was 2 and owes $65,000 in back owed child support, has suddenly hired a lawyer to contact me about arranging a visit with her 3 months before she turns 18? Buddy she doesn’t know who the hell you even are!

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Made a 98 on my chemistry test. I’m going to be so insufferable about this.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

This is the worst headline I’ve ever seen.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Hey so I might actually be smart guys! One week of studying. 96 overall score. 🙌🏻 (Ignore English. I really had to pee. 😂) #teasexam #atiteas

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not usually one for woowoo hippy health stuff but… I started using this hippy “remineralizing” toothpaste like 5 days ago and a hole in my tooth is already repairing and a surface cavity I’ve had for years is healing… also my gums have stopped bleeding for the first time in my 37 years of life.

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

I need a movie where everyone thinks they are in a final destination scenario but it’s just a serial killer getting increasingly more frustrated. “Who did you think was responsible?!” “Death?” “You thought the concept of death was responsible?!” It should star Brennan Lee Mulligan.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

At the grocery store. Dude at the self check out next to me is SO HIGH he cant figure out the machine. He was only buying 2 boxes of zebra cake Swiss rolls. He opens one of the boxes and just starts eating one because he “needs a snack to get right with the lord first”. 10/10 execution. No notes.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

If anyone ever said anything like this to me I would simply walk straight into the ocean. “I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.”

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

I've been working on this all day for my podcast cover art. What do we think bluesky? And what color for the name?

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

Podcast creators, how are you planning and organizing everything? I feel like I'm going insane trying to figure it out.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

I have come across the most unhinged job posting for a Data Entry Specialist at Leidos. 24/7 on call availability for $44k? Lmao what?!

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

If you are interested send me a DM and I can link you to more details about the story I have so far!

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Who wants to join my PodJam team and help me create a podcast about spooky cave stuff based on this meme for this year’s competition?? Going to need VA/production help for sure but could also use some writing help!

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I need a new horror podcast guys. The dopamine isn’t dopamining. It needs to have the: -mystery/suspense of TMA/TMagP -depth/story complexity of Old Gods of Appalachia -heartbreak of The Silt Verses -humor/resolutions/release schedule of Woe.BeGone. Perfectly reasonable request I think! 😅💁🏻‍♀️

submitted 68 days ago • 4 comments

GUYS I NEED ALL THE GOOD VIBES AND POSITIVE THOUGHTS I got this message from the VP of my old company and he wants to bring me back! It was my favorite job I’ve ever had and my husband and I have taken a lot of hits from all sides lately so I really need something good to happen for once.

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

Day 1 of me submitting screenshots of my 3 approved Borrower Defense cases to my student loan servicer’s document upload portal until they finally update my loan balance. It’s been 2 years for two of them and it still isn’t updated.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

I am already so sick of living in the Idiocracy timeline. Wish we could have had the Star Trek timeline instead.

submitted 69 days ago • 3 comments

Dropped my husband off at his office in DC this morning. Saw a guy walking his dog and pushing a stroller with one hand while completely checked out on his phone in the other. He’s crossing the street and the dog pulls back on the leash SO HE LEFT THE BABY STROLLER IN THE STREET TO GET THE DOG

submitted 69 days ago • 2 comments

Absolutely insane weather forecast for DC the next 10 days.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

This is just the first two weeks of my chemistry class. I’m not going to make it fam. Going to need societal collapse or revolution or whatever to happen expeditiously (ie before this test on monday)

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

What do we all think the odds are of total societal collapse before next week? I really don’t want to take these chemistry and anatomy tests…

submitted 71 days ago • 3 comments

The stupidest people on planet earth now suddenly think they are all forensic accountants.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

It actually is very important that you do things that you take pleasure in, regularly. That is part of how you survive the things that feel like they are going to destroy you.

submitted 84 days ago • 99 comments

We were able to trade in our Hyundai and it’s $535 a month payment to lease this shiny new 2024 VW ID.4 S for only $248 a month and the charging is so much cheaper than gas! It’s going to take so much stress off our shoulders!

submitted 83 days ago • 2 comments

Just listed LMAO If this works I’ll die 😂😂

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

Here is a sleeping floof to brighten up your day!

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

The world sucks right now but there are still good things happening! My ex husband and his fiancé just had a baby this past weekend and it’s so damn cute! I’m so thrilled for them! And my kiddo is so excited to be a big sister!

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

In September my PCM referred me to a plastic surgeon to discuss breast reduction. Surgeon said to lose 20 lbs and we’d talk again in 6 months. But she said it in a way that sounded like she didn’t believe I could do that. Welp almost 6 months and I’ve lost 30 lbs so far! Finally below 200 again!

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

who wants to design this with me for real? I can do UX/UI but not the coding

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

Allowing Americans to join Rednote was such a mistake on the US government's part because I'm ready to trade anything they want for the chance to hold a baby panda.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

You know what would be an actual good use of AI? A browser plug-in that will fill out the job applications for the companies that require you to upload a resume AND fill in the same information on their form.

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

My husband forgot to turn off autopay on our credit card and he doesn’t get paid until Friday. Wells Fargo gives us until midnight Wednesday to put money in the account. If you can spare anything we’d really appreciate it! And we can pay it back after he is paid if needed. Venmo/C$: JurassicLiz

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

My husband and I are in the rare position of our car trade in value being more than what we owe since the mileage is super low. We have had multiple dealerships contacting us unprovoked about buying it and do a trade in so I’ve started a bidding war between two of them.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Allowing messaging on this website was a mistake.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments