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justalexbruh.bsky.social
comedian. 27. just a 🇭🇹 boy and his thot experiments. currently atl, hoe.
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there is a man that does hour long mukbangs on YouTube. this is what you’re competing with.

the more i learn about the writers strike the not more I realize how screwed the traditional entertainment economy is.

this strike about to last forever.

SZA’s S.O.S. is a masterpiece. Wow.

this app still very much gives lunch room vibes. when you think about the amount of people on planet earth.

just currently lurking.

from the makers of happy dad seltzer: paranoid uncle cognac

this got boring fast.

i kind of feel bad that we chose skeets and now everyone is getting naked. it’s sounds very bad when you try to explain this situation out loud.

[as an attorney] me: "permission to approach the bench, your honor?" judge: "permission granted" me, whispering: "are you mad at me?"

boy skeets world

my early bsky personalities

i think reputation should go both ways on the AT protocol. it should also mark when you do something dope like ratio a white supremacist.

this shit works better without a what’s trending page. that’s how we lost the vibes on Twitter.

MASTODON CALLS THEM TOOTS?!

ahhhhh, that’s cool. i turned off the pink herpe on my feed. this is interesting. i assume others still see it however.

wait @faineg.bsky.social can you see my posts?

i guess the new update banned me to the shadow realm

Wow. Someone really posted a picture of a crazy gape. I think I’m good now.

the more people that get added to this platform the more i feel like i’m watching a slow motion car crash.

there’s one person that folks could invite here that would blow up this app to high heaven right now. keeping that name in my mouth like Voldemort tho.

if i get ratioed by the IRS I promise they will have no peace.

bet you wont wrangle up some billionaire’s offshore account. u soft.

if Anderson Cooper says skeet on CNN then it’s settled. just wanted to let y’all know.