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Every single obviously AI-generated article and ChatGPT-ass Reddit post that’s ever wasted space on the internet is now actively contributing to AI’s downfall. AI attempting to learn from AI and getting garbage data in return. “Garbage data out, garbage data in.” Digital schadenfreude!

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It’s a fun game I play where whenever I see a rabid MAGA supporter in the wild, I check their profile history & see how quickly I can see mention of “divorce” I won the game so fuckin fast today

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There is nothing more “Putting the few before the many” than Trump purposely tanking our eveonomy so his buddies can do some lucrative insider trading off of our panic.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

It’s funny when you realize Trump’s constant lies about his weight & health is a DIRECT reaction to how fit Obama was/is.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I would LOVE to put Ann Coulter in the pilot seat of a helicopter that’s falling apart in mid-air. I don’t even know if she did anything abhorrent today, I’ve just been daydreaming

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“Believe my boldfaced lies as I tell you that an 82 year-old McDonald’s-addicted exercise-averse overweight man-child is actually getting HEALTHIER with age! Definitely seems ready for a third term, don’t you guys think? 😉”

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Trump’s plan now is to get his buddies so rich through stock & market manipulation that they can bankroll the GOP single-handedly for the next 100 years

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I’m starting to hope “Stranger Things” has a full-on “Game of Thrones”-level awful ending so I never have to hear about it again

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Pitch: Horror movie EXT. CITY STREETS - NIGHT Coming off a night of bar crawling and quickly approaching midnight, a couple decide to make their final stop of the night wherever they next spot. Spotting a door, they enter… PAN TO OVERHEAD SIGN “PADDY’S PUB” is illuminated by lightning

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I’m liking Daredevil: Born Again but I think my least favorite aspect is the part where Matt is “in love with” a MAGA psychiatrist

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Let’s do a Fill-in-the-Blank puzzle! 1) discover a concentration camp in El Salvador 2) Send “criminals” to this camp 3) When challenged, say everyone sent to this camp is “Evil & an enemy of the United States” 4) Make a new speech calling Democrats “Treasonous” 5) _________________ Good luck!

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

For being “The younger generations digital LEGO’s”, it really is just a shame that the Minecraft movie is an objectively awful film compared to the LEGO Movie. Kids deserve good movies that make them think!

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

People that were convinced the Minecraft movie would fail had the same problem as those in 2016 that were positive Trump wouldn’t win - they MASSIVELY overestimated the intelligence of the average American citizen. They’re dumb as rocks, people. Expect the dumbest possible results at all times. 🇺🇸

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Motherfuckers will lose their house directly due to Trump policies & then go on Twitter and post “he did this for America”

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

feel like a lot of people who were salty about "pronouns in the bio" are getting an extremely painful lesson about the difference between people who annoy you and people who are actively evil

submitted 18 days ago • 3 comments

my offer to america: we bring woke back

submitted 18 days ago • 316 comments

If the White House won’t stop using the Ghibli AI to make “flattering” pictures of themselves, I think it’s up to us to make sure we show them images that more accurately reflect reality

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Laken Riley & Austin Metcalfe are just 2 of the murdered children the GOP has attempted to use as scapegoats & martyrs for their bigoted world views. In both of those cases, their parents staunchly opposed using their kids deaths in this way. Republicans don’t care & do this vile shit every day.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

It should be a moral obligation for all horror fans to pirate Scream 7. We gotta see it, I won’t pretend otherwise - but make their checking accounts still feel the damage they did by fucking over Melissa Barrera & supporting genocide.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Nequam Sonitus, a creature that should absolutely not to be confused with voice actor @scottlambright.bsky.social, making beautiful noise. #Art #Photography

submitted 130 days ago • 1 comment

I loved watching the enthusiasm for the Switch 2 Joy-Con tech demo go from “oh, this is a really cool idea” at first to “oh, this sucks balls” right after it was given a price tag

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re in the scamming/grifting business, got some great advice for you - people who voted for Trump and have now been financially impacted by the mass tariffs make for REALLY easy targets. Just lie that you’ll fix the stock market for, like, $75 in a sealed envelope sent to your home address.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Trump is only JOKING about the Greenland & 3rd term stuff! Just like he was only joking about the blanket tariffs, unjustified deportations, massive layoffs! Stop taking him so seriously! 🙄

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In Trump’s defense, I’ll be considering the amount of “future daytraders” that have been dissuaded from ever getting involved in stocks as a victory for all Americans

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There is no better response to the Russell Brand news than this image from The Onion

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It’s so cool that the political party of “personal freedom” is trying to take away everybody’s personal choice to purchase goods made anywhere except America

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Gotta love the inherent irony in people that revere & idolize Elon for “pulling himself up by his bootstraps” and being such a “hard worker”, yet at the same time will grovel at his feet begging for the chance to get one of his 1 million dollar checks A pathetic lot of people, to be sure

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Lauren Boebert is so monumentally stupid that she can’t even be a “non-woke patriot” correctly. The “District of Columbia” part of “Washington DC” is paying homage to Christopher Columbus. By wanting to rename it, Boebert is unintentionally being INCREDIBLY woke www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebe...

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haha yes very funny April fools joke, we are corporation but also human too!!!

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I firmly believe Disney/Marvel won’t use the “Young Avengers” team name because they believe the average American will think it’s a movie about a young Ironman/Thor/Hulk akin to Baby Looney Tunes. And you know what? I don’t blame them, that probably would happen

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Austin Butler frantically sending every scene of his from “The Shannara Chronicles” to Nintendo for consideration for the Link role in the Legend of Zelda movie

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Children toiled when the average lifespan was 45 & there was no entertainment or interconnected world at their fingertips. Believing that children in 2025 would ever work overnight shifts at the glue factory for pennies shows how out of touch these ghouls are. www.reddit.com/r/orlando/s/...

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Imagine being Canadian, with all the benefits free high-quality public schooling provides, and still ending up the same level of dumbass as an educationally-challenged American. SomeOrdinaryGamers is a clown & I WISH he’d spend millions bringing a frivolous lawsuit over country borders just to lose

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I got a question that needs answered - if you were to call someone “very” or “extremely dead”, would you be referring to: A) The length of time the person has been dead Or, B) the physical severity of whatever killed them

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THIS is the problem liberals have fighting lies from the right. The astronauts fully chose when to come home & could have left on the emergency craft at any time. They chose not to & say it wasn’t political whatsoever. None of this matters to conservatives. www.factcheck.org/2025/03/the-...

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The absolute AGGRESSION some people demonstrate when trying to open locked public restroom doors is legitimately terrifying. Like what do you MEAN you’re trying again?! It’s locked! What do you want to do, piss on me?!

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

America must slap SO hard right now if you’re an uneducated emotionally stunted bigot

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Folks

submitted 35 days ago • 4 comments

“Heyyyy iwwegal immigwants, pweeeaaase self-deport so we don’t have to do more iwwegal, unjust & unconstitutional wound-ups? 🥺👉👈 they’re so much work! 😭“

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