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It sure looks like the biggest “waste, fraud and abuse” is actually DOGE

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Since apparently the only way we recognize pedophiles in this country is through lyrical smackdowns, I’m gonna need Kendrick Lamar to quickly write some bars about Andrew Tate & about 75% of Trump’s cabinet

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Zack Snyder’s Justice League is one of the most paint-by-numbers, “good guy = good, bad guy = bad” movies - so the fact that the black & white version uses the subtitle “JUSTICE IS GRAY” is, honestly, the funniest part about the film

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If Trump thinks Zelenskyy should be “nicer to Putin”, he should lead by example and livestream himself gargling Vladimir’s nuts live on Twitter. He already does it in private!

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Jesse Watters, the same man complaining about the price of eggs mere weeks ago, just shamelessly said “it’s $70, you can afford it” about a FOX News branded pickleball set These vultures need to be exiled

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A whole lot of “temporarily embarrassed millionaires” are now learning just how much contempt ACTUAL millionaires have for their peasant asses

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These dumbass billionaires have deluded themselves into thinking they create value inherently. They’re on the bottom of any pecking order. Why would a group give resources to a non-contributor? They’d exile Elon from his own bunker or - best case scenario for him - they let him be their janitor.

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The attack on DEI shows why liberals should stop arguing about "strategic" use of language forever. DEI stands for three uncontroversial virtues that most every American accepts, and the right still turned it into a vile slur. It doesn't matter what you say - they will poison it because YOU said it.

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A tight 90 is what all movies should aim for

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If the DOGE is truly saving the government from expenditures & will usher in a new era of efficiency, then why is the creator of DOGE implying the United States is about to become an apocalyptic wasteland? Please ask this to some MAGAt’s you know today. Report back with your findings!

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The new Shrek trailer looks like an AI generated response to the question “what would the worst version of Shrek look like?” Also Mike Myers forgot to make Shrek Scottish

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“Bipartisan journalists” will honestly write shit like “President Trump has a clear stance against the Ukraine war & Putin’s unwarranted aggression” directly under an AP photo of trump gargling Putin’s nuts

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How many people can fit into a single inflatable nightclub? If I have 100-person wedding do I need 10 of these? Can we combine them all via tubes we can crawl through like cats? So many questions and so little time, please get back to me ASAP

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If the White House has the right to rename the Gulf of Mexico (which existed as such before the United States was even a country), then it stands to reason I personally have the right to rename Donald Trump “Rapey McPissPants”.

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time to dig up the @adamkotsko.bsky.social tweet

submitted 15 days ago • 74 comments

They're irresistible

submitted 17 days ago • 84 comments

Nice thing about this cabinet is that it’s a cure for imposter syndrome. If you ever think “I’m not qualified to do that” there’s always someone say, running public health, who’s even less qualified.

submitted 18 days ago • 21 comments

Trump’s administration is just like a husband who starts off only giving his wife small, hidden bruises before graduating to full on black eyes & broken bones - making us “accept” this “Gulf of America” bullshit is just a gateway drug into getting us to accept far more fascist, abhorrent actions.

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We’re living in the golden age of press conferences where a weird guy on pills babbles incoherently

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DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE: 1. Chickenpox 2. Diphtheria 3. Measles 4. Pertussis 5. Pneumococcal Infection 6. Polio 7. Tetanus 8. Typhoid 9. Yellow Fever 10. Smallpox DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

submitted 18 days ago • 1247 comments

Hey, corporations aren’t your friends, no matter how many movies they made that you loved as a kid!

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Elon Musk is the only person alive who would make me go “yeah, I think I trust banks more”

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Why would Google - which explicitly kowtowed to Trump & changed the name to show their fealty - ever care about this? All of this effort is going straight through an AI that’s putting these reports in the trash. Absolute waste of time that could be put to more constructive, actual resistance.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Waiting until some nebulous future date of 2026 to be this fired up about the rise of fascism is exactly how we ended up in the spot were in now Trump is president in 2025 too, y’know

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Google officially renaming the Gulf of Mexico on Maps & removing all minority-centric cultural holidays from their calendar really feels like the final leg on the “descent into fascism” race and we’re only THREE WEEKS into this administration

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New season of “Invincible” dropped and watching it reminded me that Amazon Prime now has ads on it even if you’re a paying member. Sorry Invincible’s future ratings, but I’m sailing the high seas for your content from now on. Gargle my nuts, Bezos.

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I am really frustrated that the press is discussing the destruction of USAID as something that has happened rather than an illegal action that will likely be undone in two weeks when courts tell the world that it was illegal.

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I love how, in the face of economic collapse, the Twitter blue subscribers are being forced to grift & bait for engagement more than ever in a desperate attempt to earn that paycheck from Elon

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I posted “killing Nazi’s is an American pastime” on Reddit, & just got banned for “inciting violence or hate towards marginalized groups” I will never not “incite violence” toward violent, death-camp loving fascists and Reddit mods can gargle my nuts with their 3rd reich loving mouths.

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America & it’s citizens are bleeding themselves dry, in every single state, to even scrape by a meager living on the scraps we call an economy - and yet this orange fucker wants to take CANADA now? Why does he literally hate Americans so much he’ll do anything BUT help them? NOBODY voted for this!

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well the tariffs may raise prices for stuff we don't even have the capabilities to make here in america, but at least everyone hates us now

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