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justfjordthings.bsky.social
Awkward antisocial arachnophile, anti-fascist, autistic aphantasiac aegosexual, absolutely apatheist, alliterative. She/they, Swedish/Norwegian.
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Sure is fun to step out of the shower and then realize none of my towels are currently in the bathroom.

Spent several hours singing with nobody there to hear. I think I might be happy?

People should put more pangolin pictures on my timeline.

The patch'll be out Tomorrow Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow There'll be fun Just thinkin' about Tomorrow Clears away the cobwebs And the sorrow, 'til there's none

Completely forgot I hadn't eaten in quite a few hours until a song about cheeseburgers came on. I should eat something, huh. Don't have cheeseburgers, but still.

If you can't handle me at my ahoge you don't deserve me at my ahegao.

smooch!

An offer you can't refuse Heyyyy y'all! Back again with more of my favorite transbians. What? No, I'm not projecting my tastes in women! How dare you assume such a thing! Anyways, how y'all have a very homosexual day! I know i will :) #samus #bridget #comic #transgender

Fuck this and fuck him. Always liked Nick Frost but fuck anyone involved with this show and the continuing relevance of Rowling.

Spotify is going to remove at least 133 episodes of the podcast for using a Miracle of Sound song - y'know, the song my friend lets me use. I am now expected to manually appeal every single episode, one by one. I am feeling like, actually, Spotify can go fuck itself.

Instead of using chatGPT, just ask me your inane questions instead. My answers are virtually guaranteed to be grammatically coherent, and the chance of them also being factually accurate is definitely extant.

Blargh. Dysphoria hitting me hard today. This sucks. I'm gonna hide under my blanket.

Medusa did nothing wrong

us government went from telling miners “learn to code” to telling coders “learn to mine” in less than ten years

"But I'm not on estrogen-"

I'm pretty sure I had a joke about Lethe, but I forgot what it was.

Imagine watching sportsball when instead you could daydream about girls kissing

Ed Greenwood (creator of the Forgotten Realms) has confirmed that transfemme dark elves exist and Lolth the spider queen sends her personal demons to eat anyone who invalidates their gender.

I need to find a way to become immortal so my friends won't have to be sad when I die.

Intense nightmares tonight. Like, SA stuff. Not cool, subconscious.

Why would I play a game that no one bothered to make?

Yearning so hard right now tbh

Goodnight to all the ladies in my phone

Accidentally put my little tomatoes in the freezer and now they're ruined. :/

i keep thinking about this

Playing some Rimworld. Now this seems like a sweet deal! Get to making those hats, ladies.

Thing I'm unreasonably annoyed by today: People saying they "cannot wait" for something they by definition HAVE to wait for because it's not here yet. You can in fact wait, because you are waiting, you're just not enjoying it.

Just once I'd like to see the xenomorph win.

Not being taught things as a kid and now you have to learn them as an adult, is exhausting and upsetting.

Tonight's dream: was playing an XCOM game with my brother and he showed me a secret way to turn traitor and side with the aliens, turning the final stage into an on rails cover shooter where you drove a tank.

Time for nap. Set an alarm to go off in about 22 hours so I don't oversleep.