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Thinking about the chokehold Neil Diamond had on my family during Christmas in the 90s

CHESTER BENNINGTON (chorus) I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗 I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗 MIKE SHINODA (quietly) Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine

just got off an incredibly depressing and frustrating phone call with my evil health insurance company who actively wants me to die, time to take a big sip of coffee and check the news

Apple just invented usb-c!

Fat free cream cheese is for cowards

I am the living personification of the 🤌 emoji

Making one of those "I'm an idiot" purchases today

Toiling everyday for resources to survive is the worst.

Red Hot Chili Peppers is the worst band that rocks, Incubus is the best band that sucks

You can't tell me we haven't become complacent as a society now that we have allowed bucket hats come back.

That victory of Microsoft Teams over Slack during COVID-19 is a loss I have never recovered from.

Trader Joe's Clerk: "Oh yeah, these chicken nuggets are good" Me: "You too!"