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I swear to god marathon running is a mental illness.

What started as Trump’s gimmicky “Department of Government Efficiency” turned into a bloated clown show of fake savings, shady appointments, and deleted receipts.

Talk me out of putting in the effort to Boston Qualify for 2027. It’s a stupid idea, right?

Trying to walk down stairs after running a marathon is my personal 9/11.

Not a bad day

Ladies and gentlemen - a second dump has hit the pre-race toilet. We are working with a highly efficient system today.

Live Results Today for Justin Rose in the 129th Boston Marathon. Check it out! rtrt.me/ulink/BAARA/...

Pre-race dump - success. It’s gonna be a good day.

Lawyer friends. Give me a good, legal phrase to use against my hired representation that basically threatens a lawsuit because they are continually fucking up my case (not as a defendant) and not listening to my concerns.

I hate “the taper.”

Ovechkin is just… unfuckingreal.

Still making friends, if anyone was wondering.

For those of you who left the other place: I’m running the 2025 Boston Marathon to raise funds for Camp Kita - a summer camp in Maine for kids who’ve lost a parent or loved one to suicide. Your donation would mean the world to me, and so much more to them: www.givengain.com/project/just...

The Boston Marathon is officially one month from today. Not nervous at all. Not one bit.

Just over a month till the Boston Marathon. I’m currently sitting at $8,200 raised on a minimum of $10,000. I’m unfortunately likely to fall well short of my goal of $20,000. Tomorrow I’m running a half marathon as my penultimate long distance run before I start tapering.

It’s called “fashion.”

Anyways. I’m just trying to find something to be happy about. I don’t think that’s too much to ask.

Last two weeks have been pretty extreme in weather/climate direction but I’m not complaining.

Can someone just ***** Elon already?

Happy birthday @destinysraven.bsky.social !!!!

If you were going to grab a shirt to support Camp Kita (and me) running the Boston Marathon this year, this is the last 24 hours to do so to get the shirt before the marathon: popsmokeprint.chipply.com/JustinRoseBo...