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Anne Frank was 10x the person I could ever be, because it’s not even a week into the 4th Reich and I cannot possibly still believe that people are good at heart. Fuck Nazis.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Not loving how Dylan Efron seems to be targeting only the queer people on the cast of The Traitors 🧐

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Fondly remembering the day my mutant power of sweating was documented on national television

submitted 108 days ago • 6 comments

Someone get my back for me

submitted 110 days ago • 14 comments

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

Everytime people shorten Mar-a-lago to MAL my brain thinks why is that clown at Mid-Atlantic Leather must he ruin EVERYTHING

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

What is the Internet equivalent for an Oscar because this is deserving

submitted 115 days ago • 2 comments

The Bear is a comedy in the same way that the CEO’s murder was an act of terrorism. Critically acclaimed, beautifully executed, but miscategorized.

submitted 116 days ago • 1 comment

The Katy Perry ick factor kinda sucked the enjoyment out of the Drag Race premiere for me 😐 Completely charmed by Jewels Sparkles and Lexi Love though

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

My body is absolutely furious that holiday break is over

submitted 119 days ago • 4 comments

I’d support him even if he didn’t look like that #eattherich

submitted 143 days ago • 1 comment

But is he single #unitedhealthcare

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I’m classy and cultured and go to the theatre. Death Becomes Her is super fun, btw

submitted 156 days ago • 3 comments

Obligatory “I saw Wicked and it was awesome” post. But honestly holy shit that was incredible

submitted 159 days ago • 1 comment

Fucking snow already someone stop Mariah she is out of control

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

Am i not getting bred because I’m grumpy or am I grumpy because I’m not getting bred

submitted 164 days ago • 6 comments

Are you fucking kidding me with this bullshit

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

Realized one of my socks is on inside out and I just don’t have the strength to fix it so I’m just going to flaunt my shame to everyone

submitted 165 days ago • 4 comments

Ok very late to the party but Arcane on Netflix is eeeeverything

submitted 166 days ago • 4 comments

Totaled my car this weekend, and based on how November has been going thus far I’m expecting to be trampled to death at a Black Friday sale

submitted 166 days ago • 2 comments