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Could make a really great joke about federal employees responding to the five bullets email by responding with a list of calibers, but I would never be that gauche

submitted 19 hours ago • 142 comments

Are we ready to start taking bets on when Elon drops dead? Bro is clearly running on fumes at this point. I'm setting the over/under at June 1.5.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Let me take this format for a spin

submitted 1 day ago • 30 comments

The press is afraid of Andrew Cuomo. I’ve seen it directly with my own eyes for years.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Here’s our entire 25 minute interview with Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social He’s 🔥. Very worth sending around because courage is contagious. Also send to your reps and ask them why a former NFL player is taking direct action while they are slouching towards fascism. youtu.be/Pprrm6TYmZU?...

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Lol my insurance just denied my claim for the surgery that I just had. 🤡

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

This surgery recovery suuuuccckkks.

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First clip from my interview with former NFL player @chriswarcraft.bsky.social Chris Kluwe about why he chose to be arrested for civil disobedience at his right wing city council meeting this week in protest of MAGA. More clips to come before we release the whole interview. Chris is fiire.

submitted 1 day ago • 25 comments

A nice thing about getting older is you can say, “boy i done seen some shit” and even if you if haven’t actually seen anything, people will mostly take your word for it

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

I appreciate everyone’s messages of support, I’m trying to get through all my mentions but as you can imagine, it’s been a bit of a busy day :) Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.

submitted 3 days ago • 2878 comments

The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky

submitted 3 days ago • 211 comments

REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

submitted 3 days ago • 1007 comments

Ex NFL player @chriswarcraft.bsky.social protesting the inclusion of a MAGA acronym in the Huntington Beach library plaque at last night’s council meeting. He was arrested and cited.

submitted 4 days ago • 236 comments

I'm home and resting. The staff all did a good job and were pleasant so it made it better than it could have been. Now I await the bill...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I just saw the clip and it was super impressive. Chris is a real one.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Done with surgery

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I have surgery in a few hours and my anxiety is crazy right now.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

"Not Productive" is actually the new DNC slogan

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JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia

submitted 4 days ago • 996 comments

Here’s the thing. Every one of these people in tears heard Trump on the stump before Nov. They knew he was cruel. But they were fine with it, thinking he’d only hurt the people they didn’t like. The problem with cruelty—It spreads. You don’t get to control it. Sooner or later, it comes for you too.

submitted 8 days ago • 1750 comments

Another sign of old age. I just spent almost $200 on some ugly ass walking shoes because my feet always hurt. They feel amazing, though.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

My furnace is barely keeping up this morning.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I love this kid so much

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What a disgrace. Bezos and the newspaper he has destroyed should be grateful that anyone thinks it’s still worthwhile to buy ad space from them. This is how democracy dies.

submitted 6 days ago • 869 comments

It's going to be hilarious in a few weeks when the right turns on The Punisher and declares him "woke".

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

3 days until my surgery and I'm a nervous wreck. Can't wait to get it over with. I'm looking forward to being able to breathe properly.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

It's funny seeing cybertrucks and knowing that my little subaru crosstrek would make it up inclines that would have their wheels stuck

submitted 8 days ago • 73 comments

My son got into the varsity game last night and hit a couple nice 3's. I'm really proud of his progress.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

The hoodie footie pajamas went over well. I've always wanted to buy them for my wife.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect

submitted 10 days ago • 144 comments

Notice how much Musk has been parading his kid around ever since the criticism ramped up. Operation human shield in full effect.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

DOGE and Trump admin have hobbled at least 11 federal agencies that have been investigating Musk's companies. The NLRB alone had 24 ongoing investigations into Tesla & others--but Trump fired top officials so now cases can't move forward. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/11/u... @ericlipton.nytimes.com

submitted 11 days ago • 18 comments

Are we serious doing vote harder in 2025?

submitted 11 days ago • 6 comments

Why haven't Daredevil's enemies simply tried a white noise machine?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I just drove 40 minutes to plug in a firewall.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Beans in chili are woke. What a great bit

submitted 13 days ago • 88 comments

Can’t stop laughing

submitted 12 days ago • 11 comments

guy with a literal "relationships with teenage girls" section on Wikipedia didn't like Kendrick Lamar what a surprise

submitted 13 days ago • 113 comments

This will continue until people stop getting it wrong.

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

fuck everyone who says they still need Twitter for live sports events this place absolutely has the juice

submitted 13 days ago • 136 comments