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justjennymac.bsky.social
Burnt out millennial in the pursuit of coziness and joy. 🎮 Gamer | 🎨 Hobby Collector | 🏒 Hockey Hooligan ✨ Witchy | 🤬 Raging Liberal 🌠 Lost in nature and the night sky 💜 Crohn's & 💫 Anxiety are my superpowers {she / her}
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I think about this headline all of the time.

I'm going to reserve my anger for the voter turnout demographics but holy shit if we could get the people who care about things that actually matter to vote, that'd be fab. 😮‍💨

And PLEASE VOTE. Last time, Ford got a majority based on votes from only 18% of the electorate.

Ontario. It's Election Day. PLEASE Vote. You don't need your voter card. You can do it with ID and proof of address for your riding. I used my Photo Card, and it was as fast as can be. You have time today.

Dear #Ontario: Please vote today. We can't afford the same kind of unchecked greed and tyranny to just fall into office because we didn't make our voice heard. 🗳️ (And if you don't know how to vote, take a look at strategic voting strategies to limit the number of conservative seats. Just saying!)

Coffee, because you ain’t gonna catch me out there rawdogging society.

You don't often see the 3-0 curse work *in favour* of the Leafs.

Thank goodness for shitty calls and sloppy plays in Boston, giving me somewhere for all this angry energy to go... #LeafsForever

Project Zomboid can be a hot girl dressup game and cooking simulator if you want it to be

HEARTBREAKING: Person with 20+ unfinished projects has a new idea for a project.

Read it again. 🍁

I have no idea who Binnington is but he saved our ASS. Incredible OT saves.

Binnington the GOAT

#TeamCanada #4Nations #GoCanadaGo #Canada 🍁🇨🇦🍁🏒🥅 #HockeyCanada

What kind of crazy shit led to the post-anaesthesia instruction of "DO NOT make legal or financial decisions for 24 hours"?

I always feel so bad for the medical students that get assigned to practice IVs on me thanks to my jumpy, uncooperative veins, but I always hope that my chipper attitude means they don't come away from the experience feeling bad about failing to land one.

k, it was cute when a few companies were getting involved with whatever Duolingo fuckery is happening, but can we stop inviting people to the party? My feeds are tired.

If we could have a day that I don't wake up and whisperscream "what the fuck", that would be lovely. Just saying.

Being an adult is mostly just going to bed when you don't want to and also waking up when you don't want to.

Share your lock screen!

Truly wild that they got away with “Bustin’ makes me feel good.”

Perpetual stew, but it's a cold brew proffee that I drink most of and put back in the fridge only to replenish the next day. I am a garbage person. 🚮

Me: Don't you think it's so so SO weird we spend half our time bathing in the light of an actual flippin' star and the other half sheltering in the protective shadow of our own planet? My husband: What was in that fettuccine alfredo?

In a perpetual state of "what the fuck?"

In "misheard jingles from your childhood", Benton Fry Ford in Belleville, ON missed a great opportunity to create their own artisanal mustard to give away with each new car sale. "Benton custom mustard every time!" - @jamesrobb.bsky.social

Joseph fucking Woll, my guys.

Anthems at hockey games is a weird practice anyway, but can we start doing this at all home games?

Don't fight it, lol and 😂 will not relent.

May we all have more “art as outlet” than “too depressed to art” this week

This entire *gestures broadly* nightmare situation would be fascinating if it wasn't our actual, daily reality.

You: Why do I feel so tired Body: Coffee and chips are not a meal Body: Eat a vegetable Body: Sleep You: Guess we'll never know Body: Oh my god

Fuck a Tamagotchi, a Nano Kitty would solve all of my life's problems.

Why struggle to be mindful when I can pop in an earbud and let an endless feed of short videos numb the monotony of doing the dishes or hanging laundry?

I have tried my best to ignore any coverage related to that ego Cheeto, but enough has slipped through that I wonder what else is there to do but laugh? It's just one big wtf after another.

If the team doesn't buy Woll ALL THE BEERS...