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justjjake.bsky.social
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felt kinda cute and it’s been a while since I’ve posted so

well, yes!

workout was so hard today that I drive home in complete silence so I could think about what had just happened to me

‘twas time ✌🏻

I just exhaust my haters. I wear them down. They are tired.

Another night of canceled plans 🤠 I stg this is why I prefer to be alone

good morning gay people in my phone, who’s up dysmorphiaing their bodies

walked into the gym and every piece of equipment has been moved to a different spot

👀

made the best truffle crusted tri tip in the smoker last night… anyone looking for a husband?

hot take but i love Arizona summers and want it to be 105 degrees rn

i’ll put my destination into maps just to ignore it, then be shocked when there’s a closed road

trying to find a hair stylist in a new city is the worst I’m about to have a 2007 britney spears head shave moment

just trying to build big arm pillows 🥺

sorry to the nerds with weird DNA; cilantro tastes good as hell

one thing about me is I love to watch the amazon truck approach my house on the map

I refuse to comment on my driving skills 🤭

MN ✈️ AZ

2 weekends in a row let’s gooooo

2023 ➡️ 2024

being back at my hometown gym is peak nostalgia

I’m up! Y’all are screwed I got a good nights sleep and have time on my hands.

that turkey hit me like a bus

Bluesky not loading how am I supposed to see how hot you all are 😫

i’m thankful for men

At the gym, thankful for these gains, son

What is your temperature cutoff for getting ice cream? Mine is there isn't one.

Everyday I wake up and put my clown nose on.

Taking care of myself and going to the gym everyday so I can exploit my physical appearance and youth even more in 2025

Friday ass Tuesday

My retirement plan is finding a wet floor to slip on at Target.

before national cake day is over 🎂

Me waking up everyday

If you don't announce you ate & you're so back after a hangry meltdown, how will they know it's safe

he tucked himself in… but where am I supposed to sleep?

sunday will ALWAYS be leg day

The 2 hours and 40 minutes between the beginning and the end was the best part

I feel pretty good as long as I only think about two or three things

this is what happens when you start eating whatever tf you want btw

Not y’all calling drama on the TL “turbulence” 😂😂😂😂😂

TIL i’m kinda a little slut at the gym