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you know what pairs great with federal government firing workers? the government of virginia sending these same workers extra cash for getting fired

ok so if Elon is not in charge of doge then he is stealing doge valor, a felony under federal law

need Trump to whip out a scepter or a crown, time to crank up those sunsetting empire vibes

there is a sweet spot in spending money on music: crap audio gear- music sounds bad midwit audio setup- music sounds way better now, wow! audiophile music setup- hear every imperfection, crap again

If you ever received capital gains money you develop a mental disease called 'opportunity cost' Why should I buy a car if I can put that money to work and buy two cars in a year?

the NYC governor announces she will hold a press conference where she will announce... she is not doing anything? Is that right?

this is like 1:1 Charlie Sheen tiger blood interview

TRUMP: so Elon remember, you're looking for the woke ELON: right TRUMP: waste fraud and abuse ELON: uh-huh TRUMP: so who did you fire so far? ELON: mostly military veterans and air traffic controllers

I'm happy to report I missed all of Andrew Tate other than that he doxxed himself trying to dunk on Greta Thunberg

there should be a pro politician charter like with other high stakes positions because the current free for all is a joke

why yes my AI model has been trained on an AI model trained on an AI model which has been trained on an... well

he made Flashing Lights tho

this is not a beaurocratic nightmare at all. Very transparent!

-mr president what about the bird flu, people are- -bird flew? Yea they tend to do that

Elon sir you have eliminated $15 million in fraud and abuse please accept $400 million contract for your efforts

(sweating, stuttering, eyes wandering constantly) -In the interest of full transparency,

love to spend $400 million of public money on this Shit

the guy who has a psychological disorder where his only goal in life is to have more money than yesterday is not gonna take your money because he is already rich <3

I miss the bloodsports of Old Place a tiny bit ngl

Hakeem 'The Dream' Jeffries because he's asleep

Kanye is gonna go Mel Gibson on her voicemail isnt he

Elon sir how are you so smart and democrat stupid. How Elon is so good? Democrat stupid!

Trump's South African- Israeli Racism Afficionado Council came out with their first proposal: yes it's ethnic cleansing of a foreign territory obviously

we're in for a thousand year Trump Reich arent we

Diddy comes out as PRO TRUMP, issues a SCATHING rebuke of DEMOCRAT party

solid.

'we'll fix it in post' 'we'll send in the lawyers to clean it up' lazyass slob culture

democrats are getting punched in the face and yell 'the punches are getting weaker, any minute now!' while MAGA is crying that liberals hit them in the fist with a face

hold up if like 70% of new jobs under Biden were government what happens to the unemployment rate under Trump

bro entered his bitchmade arc

kinda bleak that the last book with any mainstream splash was 50 shades of Grey... 15 years ago

-you can't trust the government -wait but you are the government -yes, that's what I'm saying

republicans are very surprised their domestic racistslop policy narrative is not catching on during international negotiations?

yea so the vibes are major fucked right now