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Physics Student of the Year (2000). One time Nicolas Cage was in my backyard but my family hadn’t invited him. We let him stay though.
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Would be great if these AUSAs resisting lawlessness would get some support from democratic leadership!

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

AUSA Hagan Scotten, former clerk for John Roberts, really put some mustard on his resignation letter.

submitted 8 days ago • 853 comments

Prediction: The big man is going say the word “semiquincentennial” so deliberately and slowly, using his whole mouth. “That’s what they’re calling it believe it or not, but it’s a great thing.” He’ll have that big shit eating grin, all because he said a big word.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?

submitted 95 days ago • 43 comments

I can’t believe Elon Musk nearly killing me and my family with his exploding rocket is now, like, “somewhere in the top 5” things i currently loathe him for, and it was top of the list like two and a half weeks ago.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

This has long been the argument from the pro-settler camp. “Why doesn’t Jordan or Egypt take the Palestinians?” Except now it’s the commander in chief of the United States armed forces.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I keep thinking how lucky it is that Elon Musk isn't Jewish. Then it might look weird that a foreign billionaire spent $1B to elect a president in exchange for the authority to steal your social security information and cancel congressional grants for children's healthcare

submitted 20 days ago • 15 comments

I’m currently on one of these planes. Love to make a screeching 90 degree turn because of space cybertruck. Elon Musk retire bitch.

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

Bing your alot of help. (80% Tomatometer for this PG-13 movie that is not a mask).

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

NYAG must immediately file an action seeking a declaratory judgment that this law is unenforceable against New York residents and enjoining this lawsuit.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.

submitted 71 days ago • 887 comments

Breaking news: the New York Mets have signed 61 year old football coach Jack Del Rio to a 15-year $765 million contract. Steve Cohen has done it again folks!

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

As stunned employees gather in a conference room a steely eyed EVP gets up on the table and gives the Leo speech from wolf of Wall Street except it’s "we're gonna keep fucking denying claims!!" and the office goes apeshit.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

I gotta say @learnedleague.bsky.social it’s hard not to take this personal code, uh, personally…

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment