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justnbaird.bsky.social
Proud Dad to 2 amazing girls | R&B Aficionado | Sneaker Dabbler | #Cubs fan | #SunDevil 🔱 #O2V
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I quick keyed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ on my phone and it’s so versatile. Highly recommend

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spotted this at the gay bar in NOLA over the weekend and i’ll never stop thinking about it as long as i live

submitted 20 hours ago • 71 comments

I was looking up the new Smurf worker placement/deckbuilder, as one does, but am now intrigued by the apparent existence of a Smurf Game from 200 BC

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

the cruelty is the point

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

This caused me to look up my sorry #bulls and now I’m even more mad about the state of the organization.

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Is this transferable to tomorrow? I’ll have more time.

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three years ahead of the LA Olympics, our government is saying it will override international sporting bodies to decide which athletes are eligible to compete a government that does that should not be allowed to host international sporting events

submitted 1 day ago • 21 comments

Cutting $880 billion from Medicaid is going to have a lot of devastating consequences for a lot of people

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The Cubs are undefeated but also our country is on fire.

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Marriage is giving up on attempting to open up the pump on your new facial cleanser after 30 seconds and asking your partner to do it claiming you “tried everything”

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😂😂😂

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Constitutional lawyers rn:

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This might be the only basketball related hat I could get my math nerd wife to wear because she could convince herself it says Sums

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The five thing you did last week reminds me of when Dwight asked the office to tell him about their preexisting conditions

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Busted out all my #Cubs 2016 championship hats today to pick one to wear to spring training next week and while I do not regret the purchase, I cannot believe how much I spent on World Series gear 😂

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Curious how the Sky being able to swap with Connecticut for their first rounder played into this trade. That Sun pick should be pretty high

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a lot of people rn are like "I voted for the You're Fired guy and then he fired me, what the hell!"

submitted 4 days ago • 17 comments

Will we ever have a fit pope in our lifetime? Like, an athletic pope that lifts or does yoga or something? I want to see a hooping pope that can cross someone over. #FitPope

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The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is [email protected], so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit

submitted 4 days ago • 362 comments

Sending an email to employees asking them to list five things they did that week is a classic move from a manager who has no idea how to manage

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I have not stopped thinking about Eddie Murphy as Tracy Morgan

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I wrote this in @grahamshepherd.bsky.social’s voice and I gotta say… I think I killed it.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

You’re telling me I gotta wear pants again? TOMORROW?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

It’s most definitely had an effect on my mental health. I’ve also had to turn off notifications or stop using social media entirely for long periods

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Personally, the worst thing about the #Bulls being terrible is that I can’t use this gif for my favorite team.

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It’s coming up on a year since I visited Pittsburgh to watch some games at PNC Park and the best way I can convey just how beautiful that ballpark is is by telling you that I haven’t gone more than 2 days since then not thinking about it.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Why are grey #nike socks so much more comfortable than black or white???

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

submitted 9 days ago • 8255 comments

thinking of forming a Radiohead cover band called Videobutt.

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

💙💙

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Absolutely dying at the staff photo for @danbickley.bsky.social in this old newspaper @bickleyandmarotta.bsky.social

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

submitted 9 days ago • 783 comments

🥲

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Found my own Airheads flavor

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I put on a ‘safe’ r&b playlist while running errands with my 3 yo. Halfway through a Christina Milian song, my 3 yo goes, “HEY! DAD!….. this song actually isn’t bad”

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Me to my kids, “you have to learn to be more patient” Me to my wife, “can you play me back in the game pigeon games I *just* sent to you?”

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Me taking a break from getting punched in the junk from The News to read this: “yup”

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

It sucks that like 90% of maturing and becoming a better person is realizing what an asshole you were.

submitted 12 days ago • 6 comments

Come for the joke, stay for the perfect alt text.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Oh, MY super power? Looking at a picture of someone I know and immediately recalling every awkward interaction I had with them down to the most minute details.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Incredible episode

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Nobody tells you that when you’re a parent of younger kids, the only phrase you’ll hear all day is “Can I See?!”

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Can’t wait to turn 50 and drop that “🚫NO DMS🚫” in my social profiles.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Something I like about Bluesky just occurred to me. Gone is the hesitation about liking or resharing a post here because I don’t have to worry about some absolute piece of shit monetizing it.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Jed is probably gonna sign Justin Turner or some shit and spin it as roster flexibility when JT will probably be waived by late June

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