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Declare yourself King in a nation well known for toppling dictatorships…….don’t tempt me with a good time.

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Kids, todays theme is, HUSH MONEY

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How about instead of declaring what they would have done if the tables were turned, WE figure out what we are gonna do about what’s happening right now.

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I need a job, hire me to punch rich people in the face. I’ve got competitive rates and promise 100 percent ROI.

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Man there’s a lot of game in Assassin’s Creed Odyssey. Just got to the dlc after buying it on sale, idk, years ago. Put it down for awhile and came back in this drought and man, I’m digging it. Say what you want about Ubisoft, they provide value, every game is a commitment.

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All these tech advances, entire generations have grown up with phones in their hands and I’m watching countless videos that start awkwardly. Learn how to edit video, dipshits.

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Guitarists that influenced me- Prince Jimi Hendrix John Frusciante Mickey Melchiondo Mark Curry John Flansburgh Kurt Cobain D.Boon Eddie Hazel Elliott Smith Frank Zappa Vernon Reid William Patrick Corgan Stevie Ray Vaughn

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As a nation, we are easily distracted. If you eliminate those distractions, we won’t become more productive for the rich owner class, we will focus with laser like precision on a perceived threat, the rich owner class.

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Maybe when they dissolve the entire US government, China will invent a more effective, efficient and productive alternative…. Just like they did with AI

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It’s so wonderful that we are blessed with all these mega rich weirdos that crave having the blood of innocents on their hands. Wreak havoc ye billionaire dogs of the apocalypse, the universe isn’t good enough for you, punish it with your superiority.

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Life hack for those with low self esteem. Lay down ground rules about how you are treated by scammers and they will comply. You can create a new supportive friend that way, just don’t give them money.

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Clarity is a mother fucker. Especially when it comes too late.

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Looking at job listings wondering who got cleaned out by ICE

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Galaxy brain stuff here folks, if you fire everyone then there’s no one to blame when things go wrong.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

All of Humanity’s worst traits have been turned into tech innovations that prey upon us all.

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I hope that judge that let Scrumph off easy is proud of themselves. Way to go, Law Jerk!

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Someday I’ll receive a junk email so indecipherable it will create a wormhole that sucks me in and I’ll be forced to start a new life in a whole other part of the known universe.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t like how bluesky’s thread ends at a point and that point is, just awhile ago, not 24 hours ago, like right when you opened the app ago.

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The one thing I forgot about Jedi Power Battles- Play it on repeat for the full effect youtu.be/ixsuw1YZ63Q?...

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Can we train AI to be suicidal?

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Boomers Revenge! Everything old and wrong is new again!

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I bought Mullholland Drive by accident on iTunes last night, so I guess David Lynch got the last laugh after all. Not that I’m complaining, it just went straight to purchase instead of confirming it first, I like to believe his spirit forced my hand.

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The older I get, the more concerned I become that I am in fact, actually evil. Only the good die young….

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Losing TikTok couldn’t have happened to a more self obsessed group of people. All talking about what they are gonna do now, not talking about the free speech infringements or the chilling effect of government interference of public information.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t want Bloodborne remastered, I want something new. Bloodborne:The Other Monkeys or Bloodborne:What? You thought those were aliens, I’ll show you some freakin’ aliens

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How are these pukes so bad at conning America thru the media, so good at making money behind closed doors?

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I don’t give a fuck about “the truth” -we all know the difference between right and wrong, we had to prove we knew before we were sent to kindergarten for fuck’s sake! That’s what’s at stake here, idiots.

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“I have to go to Crafty to get taffy for Scripty” -Been there.

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Successfully trained Instagram’s algorithm to show me nothing but jiggling breasts. Gonna work on world peace next.

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Living in the era of video games that update months even years after I’ve achieved platinum

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I love the idea of the dead haunting things like their own funerals, making fun of the living with their new dead friends. Very Burton-esque

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Trimming or cutting ear hair is the ultimate ASMR

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