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juttlejuice.bsky.social
if there's a gramar issue or mispel it's likely very intentional. unless its apostrophe usage.
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i've been getting back into Pokémon cards, and whenever I see rare cards, whether on PTCGP, or IRL, or just online, I feel a strange and uncontrollable urge to lick it.

thinking back to when i was reading some mc novel and i read the line "Yeah when the Nether freezes over" and i can't stop thinking about it. It was years ago by this point and wowee, that was certainly a phrase.

yay! comgrants to Spirt Tam!!

spormts.

*in an argument* don't make me force your favorite food to become outlawed.

How much does the silent protagonist definition have to be stretched before Mario is included?

always entertaining when people post photos of popular and definitely cis people and ask if it's visible that they're trans, summoning several transvestigators™ to point out the various non-existent flaws showing that the person in question is most definitely trans when they never were.

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hey can someone tell me the plot of Palworld in 300 characters i'm too lazy to search it up on YT.

tragically disappearing after my great-times-57-grandparent that suspiciously looked a lot like me was killed *before* he was supposed to be trampled to death due to time travel shenanigans causing the timeline to suddenly pivot in a way that neither the time travelers nor their dog ever predicted.

i was going to say something but I forgot.

force feeding a posh Victorian era child a 4 ounce bag of Takis Fuego.

hey what's the range on Absol natural disaster detection?? (urgent)

@silversylveon.bsky.social omg you antidieded.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black Yellow, black. Yellow, black

crunch munch munch.

@jschlattt.bsky.social

@silversylveon.bsky.social @theesp-real.bsky.social where's the other Eeveelutions??