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things just keep getting worse so why can’t i? he/him/his | toronto | 🍁🍿🥃🌍🎞️🎲🏖️💥
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i need to clean this mirror

Season 4 of White Lotus but it’s just the entire cast of Severance

yes media in the dms first and foremost but also grouped notifications for the love of god

the last thing i want is the most algorithmically acceptable Bond audiences are fucking stupid for the love of god PLEASE just hire a competent creator and let them cast the right 007 for their vision

i fear we simply aren’t prepared for the cunt she’s about to serve next week

there’s a baby at my barbershop and he fucking hates it here and as a result of his screaming so do i

Very bad

i didn’t realize how much everything at work was weighing on me until someone came to my office to ask me if i was okay after this mornings meeting and i immediately cried

SOONER.

turns out we were all brought in for temporary layoff day 🥰 i’m luckily safe but jesus fucking christ this week is painful

first day back to 100% in office and they cleared none of the walking paths at work just the parking lots to the doors so i had to walk around the entire building to get in the door from the bus stop i hope this place b**** to the g*****

i pulled a muscle in my upper back doing my hair this morning

“Your music sucks now. It sucked then. There’s no genre in which you can take refuge. Your natural shittiness will leak into every chord you play for the rest of your life, which is going to be fucking. short.” lives rent free in my head forever. Emily Axford the woman you are.

i did good v professional

wet

pre drinking drag brunch with a dirty martini apologies in advance for the drunk skeeting

V-Day, VK, V Gay

on v-day it’s not a faceless profile it’s a secret admirer 🥰🌹

happy valenties day 💕