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Geordie idiot, with two dogs. Love me wife, and love the Toon.
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I only tend to get buses on match days. They’re great and all that, except for the bit where they have to keep stopping for other people after I’ve got on. They need to fix that.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Nae excuses for not being on it for this one today #nufc

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I’m not saying I managed to curse some of the teams I wanted to lose today, but I definitely did.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Post-work roll aboot #bostonterrier #dogsofbluesky

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

One day they’ll catch one. #bostonterrier #dogsofbluesky

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Day oot on the beach #bostonterrier #dogsofbluesky

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Obligatory Free Trade shot

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Not watching. Out doon the Ouseburn drinking. Thankfully. FFS #nufc

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Hoping we don’t give these too much respect today. They’re capable of battering us, despite their form over the last few months. After last night’s game, and the other fixtures for teams around us this weekend, feels a bit like we really need to push and get something today #nufc

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

It’s Pierluigi Collina’s birthday today. You remember him. “Don’t try any of that silly bollocks with me, son…”

submitted 12 days ago • 6 comments

Just watched Nosferatu. Enjoyed it. That lass got everyone into a right kerfuffle summoning up that vampire fella didn’t she? She’ll not do that again.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

40-22 flatters the Chiefs

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

One KC rushing TD from my bet builder coming in 🙄

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Who’s the fella playing in the Patrick Mahomes outfit? #SuperBowlLIX

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Eagles. Wow. #SuperBowlLIX

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Bit drunk and ordered a ‘Nearby Taxi’ from town. Appear to have been texted a brief transcript of when I asked the driver if it was OK to pay by card 😳

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Spurs have been absolutely terrible here. Seeing a bit more of the ball this half, but Ange played straight into Liverpool’s hands with his tactics in the first half. They love going up and carving out chances against a team that’ll sit too deep.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Definitely #nufc

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

How we feeling? #nufc

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

Doon at The Stand tonight for Kai Humphries

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not looking forward to Wednesday as much as I was a couple of short weeks ago. #nufc

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

That’s pretty infuriating. Just a completely flat game. They pressed us high in our half a lot of the time, yet felt absolutely no threat whatsoever. But somehow got two goals. #nufc

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Saturday morning trotting aboot the moor. #bostonterrier #dogsofbluesky

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Oot in Low Fell for my sister’s 50th. Breaking dry January a day early as a result. I expect the hangover to be mighty. If you see me nodding off at the match tomorrow, give me a nudge to wake me up.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Crikey. We should be asking at least £50m for someone like Longstaff if these are the going rates. #nufc

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Sunday trip to B&Q #bostonterrier #dogsofbluesky

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Oil money! FFS, how many times. Get it right.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Great stuff. Happy with that response after last week. Controlled performance #nufc

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Acre of space for the free header. Are we playing three at the back? #nufc

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

The obligatory Chasing of the Crow ceremony. #bostonterrier #dogsofbluesky

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Handsome buggers #bostonterrier #dogsofbluesky

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Saturday morning mooch across Nun’s Moor #bostonterrier #dogsofbluesky

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Saturday morning mooch across Nun’s Moor #bostonterrier #dogsofbluesky

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Crikey, a lot of new followers today. Another influx from t’other place I assume? Alreet everyone? Welcome. Hope you find the craic over here canny.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon #TOTP

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Working from home today. This little wanker has been nae help. #bostonterrier #dogsofbluesky

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

With Man City and PSG both in danger of getting knocked out of the Champions League, UEFA must’ve been in quite a quandary on who they tell the refs to favour in this one tonight.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Post-work paddle #bostonterrier #dogsofbluesky

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments