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jwhite86.bsky.social
Packers (owner), Badgers, Bucks, Brewers, Habs, F1, Golf, Shoes (275-ish deep) 5x Fantasy Football champion, now retired/ consultant
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Lando’s driving a rocket ship. Unreal. #Formula1 #MiamiGP

I don’t know who these clowns are on the grid in Miami. Give me my Brits #Formula1 #MiamiGP

I was holding a yard sale. Someone held up a cookbook and asked "Is this vegan?" I said they don't make book binding glue from horses anymore, so she can eat any of the books on the table. I may have lost the sale, but the confused look on her face was worth way more than 75 cents.

I’m never watching basketball again.

Almost golf season. Time to get my Nelly Furtado jokes ready

GOAL CAUFIELD! #GoHabsGo

I would like to see how someone from My 600 Pound Life would fare as a hockey goalie. Just sit there taking up the entire space of the goal.

According to my Oura. I walked 32 miles over 2 days at the draft and lost 5 pounds. 👀

Guy wearing a MAGA hat walking around in the rain in socks and sandals Checks out

Not exactly sure what the hell is happening here

Me: I don’t know how excited I am to go to the draft… Also me: unable to fall asleep and then waking up at 4:30 because I’m going to the draft!

Post a GIF of a PS1 game

Damn, RIP Mongo 😕

Creating an Only Fans just so I can hang dong today with the caption “He Is Risen”

Cat looks like he just called Drake a pedophile

Being agnostic and getting off for religious holidays the best.

Having a soothing cup of tea in the back of my Dragula

A lady at work saw the F1 car I have at my desk and said “my son is a Sergio Perez fan” and I know she’s lying. Nobody is a Checo fan

How anybody can root for a guy that takes 3 years to line up a putt is beyond me. Hit the fucking ball Shampoo

Every couple of races Pierre Gasly shows up and drives like Senna. This is one of those weekends. #Formula1

Formula 1 followed by The Master’s. I am accomplishing nothing today

Rooting against DeChambeau so hard you’d think he plays for the Lions

Pulling for Rory and anybody but Bryson #TheMasters

Thinking back to the 2021 Ryder Cup when the volunteer told me that I’m built like Bryson. And the only thing I could respond with was “yeah, but I’m not a giant dork”

Glad I missed whatever nonsense there was about people bitching about Featured Group coverage at #TheMasters

Sad Boy Spring™️ is here babyyyyyyy