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jwlawhorn.bsky.social

Furniture for children and cats is all I aspire to. SW Michigan.

14 posts 102 followers 203 following

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-food is shit -waitress is bitch -inadequate treat - long wait - scratches not abundant cat yelp

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

Ozymandias

submitted 23 days ago • 700 comments

Commercials after 11pm: "Hey, are you a sad piece of shit?"

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

Watching the 2004 film, Tiptoes. I think this is what finally pushes me over the edge.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Leaving the UN and NATO is a great way to reset the world right back to pre-WW2, which my history book is telling me was a peaceful time with no wars and wait this isn’t a history book, it’s dogshit on a bar napkin

submitted 39 days ago • 8 comments

"Fuck" -- The White House chef as he dumps a tray of Chicken Kyiv in the trash.

submitted 41 days ago • 7 comments

When you switch from experts to shitheads, the bench gets deep.

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments

Plunk plunk, problem solved.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

You have done the Mashed Potatoes, the Watusi, and the Jerk. This weekend, try doing THE MONKEY.

submitted 47 days ago • 553 comments

My favorite cereal is Cap’n Crunch mixed with Grape Nuts because I like bleeding gums and rock gut.

submitted 49 days ago • 4 comments

the four words every girl wants to hear

submitted 56 days ago • 71 comments

Honestly can’t believe we are not even here yet.

submitted 57 days ago • 11 comments

So this is what it’s like to be in the boat with Captain Tupolev

submitted 57 days ago • 7 comments

This year, get her what she really wants for Valentine’s Day. Revenge.

submitted 57 days ago • 90 comments

All chaps are assless. This has been said before, but I am saying it today.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments