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it’s so horseshit how eggs are a million dollars. i haven’t made pasta in months!

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@kamalaharris.com hi mrs president i have a favor to ask you. can you make me the head of the department of sex.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

when i get high i listen to james ferraro live at primavera sound 2012 and vigorously masturbate

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it’s been a while since i got high and dressed up and became 9 years old. i like it so much.. i’m so happy :D ^_^

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i ate ehe candy that makes you stupid

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n95 if kendrick lamar was tucked into bed: EUUUUUGGGGHHHHH! I'm comfy as fuck!

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right so i think we partition the mid-atlantic. fuck delaware; it obviously should belong to maryland. BUT we can't let maryland get an ego so i think everything west of that thin point where hancock is gets sent to west virginia. we deserve it. we've suffered enough.

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i say "kiss your sister" not just as a direct command to do so, but as a spiritual request. kissing one's sister is more than the literal meaning. when two cherries come out of the bag still on the same twig? siscest. pure and beautiful.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

need sister. need little bff. need to kiss sister n bff at the same time. n we're all dressed up in cute costumes

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@2mg_estradiol WORK FASTER

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i can't believe i'm 8 hours late to a jorge luis borges post. fruck my stupid baka life

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

finally getting on hrt is great and despite my low dose i'm grateful to be getting some effects. that said, i have GOT to stop feeling myself up in class lol

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

@governor.ca.gov hi gavin big fan of the podcast. i’m also a big fan of sexual age regression and get really turned on when women treat me like i’m 8 years old

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

mush. glop. sludge.

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2 weeks on e and my nipples are starting to feel sensitive. i uh, hhhhhh imagining a mommy explaining to me that my body is changing and developing 🥰

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being a lightweight is little-coded. i get fairly tipsy off a tallboy of yuengling and it's adorable

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when are they gonna make an app for meeting autistic neet transfem girl fails in my area

submitted 10 days ago • 8 comments

right heel of my white tights ripped. fuck my stupid little life

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

feeling like a canadian potato chip with how much time i spend all dressed up

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

family game night. the game? spin the bottle

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

really awesome how microsoft just decided to randomly make grammar checking fucking suck and suggest horrible edits that make no sense whatsoever.

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These “facilities” are quickly becoming death camps… and far too many people are looking the other way. We can’t be silent in the face of atrocities just because we aren’t the target. We must speak up for those being harmed, killed & othered. Fascism will come for everyone, no one is safe.

submitted 14 days ago • 8 comments

@barackobama.bsky.social hi mr obama i loved voting for you in 2008 when i was 5 years old. was really upset that you didn't legalize public masturbation. if you pledge to do so i'll vote for you in 2028 but until then my support is not guaranteed.

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