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I seriously thought something was wrong with me when I read this.

Oh they thought this would make us hate him, didn't they?

Just got fired from being a freshman football coach, if you want to know what MAGA does to communities. They don’t care about what helps people, because the school is certainly not going to find an ex-NFL player willing to coach there at that level, they only care about trying to hurt people.

Between The Pitt and Severance, Thursday nights have my emotions going from complete heartbreak to loudly exclaiming, “Bruh, wtf?!”

This Valentine's Day is for the homies. 💙

Genuinely not interested in talking about the content of its politics, but the one thing holding back CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD is Disney’s/Marvel Studios’ real-life hesitancy to engage in *any* political statement. That’s TWO Sam Wilson projects that fall flat just so they can play nice….

probably the most mischievous grin ever

I wish it didn't make me so angry to see non-black people completely bastardize the meaning of "woke" and think they've made some sort of highly-educated, philosophical argument. You're not even aware of the food in your teeth. Sit down and (not kindly) shut up.

More dog content. But how can you resist this fluff wrapped in a Power Rangers blanket?

Between Switch 2 and Beyonce tickets as well as the (*gestures broadly*), it's looking like a Broke Boy Summer.

Pretty sure music is the only thing that's going to get me through the next 4 years.

Really not feeling like a people-person today.

Why are cybertrucks built like an incorrect answer on a geometry test?

One of the simple joys in my life is being able to create art. Hearing people talk about how that art has impacted them gives me an immense amount of happiness. In a way, that's my superpower: giving people the space to feel something through my imagination. Wouldn't trade that for anything.

Weird thing to love, but I LOVE a good suit.

I’m not sure I even want 4 years of late night talk shows trying to make jokes about what’s happening right now.

I’ve seen a lot of stories in comic books start this way.

This is a fantastic day to have a therapy session.

Bluesky, you literally might be our only hope.

Someone’s villain origin story is an embarrassing wrong note during their 4th grade recorder solo. Also, leave art to the artists.

(I truly don't know who this is for.) ~1 week into 2025 and I've already noticed some personal growth: -Better sleep pattern -More energy for gym/yoga/workouts -Greater sense of mindfulness -An alarming increase in patience with myself Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's therapy.

I can’t believe Sonic 3 got me to burst out laughing in the movie theatre. MULTIPLE TIMES.

Is it considered hitting the genetic lottery if I have an anterior pelvic tilt (or “sway back”), I’m bow-legged, and slue-footed? The way I will *have* to walk with a cane when I’m older.

Wait. The Pink Pony Club is a real place?

Not a big fan of Christmas music. Big fan of my Lyft driver currently harmonizing to Mariah Carey’s “O, Holy Night.”

I want to thank @thisistheread.com for dropping their new episode right before my flight. I’m about to be giving economy class laughter all the way home.

Pretty sure one of my 9 layers of Hell is just my family “watching” TV at full volume, trying to hold a conversation, and constantly shouting, “Huh,” because they can’t hear anything as I dissociate and melt into the next layer.

Say what you want. Music was better when we weren’t worried about an algorithm.

Anyone else do an end-of-year email purge? It's the most wonderful time of the year to Unsubscribe from that website you visited exactly *one* time.

Open-mouth coughing in public places should be a criminal offense.

Honestly, when Kristoff said “Reindeer are better than people,” I felt that.

My pup was pretty photogenic this morning and I felt compelled to share with the internet.

I need to see the Wicked movie in IMAX.

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The Wicked movie is still perfect the 2nd time.

Anyone else feel like the time between Thanksgiving and Christmas is just one big slog but also a blur?

Of course, the one time I go to a straight club, the men’s room has a wait time of ~10mins.