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What if mold had feelings
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My neighbor next door’s bedroom and my bedroom share a wall. What’s more, our beds are both against the same wall. I can tell cuz I can hear him snoring. Tonight he farted and it woke him up cuz when I heard the fart, he stopped snoring

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It is 50F in February Pros: My neighbors outdoor cats have stopped hiding under cars Cons: Mosquitoes in fucking February

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Had a dream last night that a guy tried to fight me outside of uni because he had 86k in the bank and he kept saying it like it gave him permission to be an ass

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes when I’m a discord call with friends, we play a game called “guess how many porn games are in the ‘New & Trending’ tab on Steam?” The record high is 7, the record low is 0

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

The ability to mute entire subreddits was quite possibly the greatest change ever made to reddit

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I have decided that in the future, my first cat will be the oldest cat I can find in a shelter.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

My current issue: I want a cat but my landlord doesn’t allow pets But if I move, I probably won’t be able to afford a cat anyways

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Warframe is a 12 year old game, why can’t you sort the weapons by type

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Saw the alley raccoon eating out of the cat’s food bowl but the idk what to do around raccoons so I had to just watch that bastard eat food that didn’t belong to him

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

I swear to god my downstairs neighbor has a secret drilling operation going on in there with how much noise he makes all day

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

My next door neighbor’s bedroom is on the other side of my own bedroom wall. Incidentally, our beds are also both against the wall. I’m a night person and always hear him snoring. Tonight I heard his door close and then not 30 seconds later I hear him snoring. Buddy was dead tired

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

A player in Warframe DMd me just to say my build was garbage

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

This fat fuck is one of several outdoor cats that my neighbor feeds. Idk its name so I call it Cinnamon Toast Crunch

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Do y’all ever think about if your teeth suddenly cracked like ice cubes do when you place em in water?

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Me to the car in front of me at the McDonald’s drivethru at 2am: “why the hell are you here”

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

My motivation to take more walks is to try and mentally map out what the territory of each outdoor cat in my neighborhood is

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

I was out tryna fix my car and one of the outdoor cats my neighbor has stared at me for a full 6 seconds. When does the blessing wear off

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Challenge run videos are so funny. “Can you beat Lord’s of Chungus by only using snowballs?” Yes you can. I know this because you made a video on it

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Is there a Minecraft mod where your parents are proud of you

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Y’all I was playing Warframe earlier and I saw another frame squat down and sniff Ember’s ass in the background of my merchant screen for like two minutes straight

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Cat

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As someone who rolls around in bed a lot, getting a weighted blanket would probably make me jacked after a week or two

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

All I want for Christmas is for my landlord to like animals so I can get a cat

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

New raccoon vs cat lore: there’s a new outdoor cat in town that got in a fight with the local raccoon and u think it won cuz now the cat won’t leave the alley. If my window is open and I don’t make too much noise, I can hear them fight outside. I’m rooting for the new boss cat

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments