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I think we can stop calling it "experimental" music now because the hypothesis that it prevents you from having friends has been pretty well established by now

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Really pleased that we've abolished standards for presidential nominations and looking forward to being appointed US ambassador to the UN by President Ocasio-Cortez on the grounds that "I'm not internationally known but I'm known to rock a microphone"

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Nobody warns you, but raising children is terrible for your health. I had nearly 20 years of booze, drugs and partying under my belt when my son was born, but physically and mentally I was still in pretty good shape. But after 5 years of clean & sober parenting? I'm a WRECK.

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It must be really sad to be Elon Musk and have to hoard hundreds of billions of dollars so everyone around you tell you you're right about everything and a total genius. I'm broke as hell and I get that shit for free.

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“We’ve crushed fascism before and we’ll crush it again.” A 98-year-old WWII veteran demolishes a Tesla with a Sherman tank. (Love the replays from several camera angles.) [kottke.org]

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A curse on the judges, the coppers, and screws Who tortured the innocent, wrongly accused For the price of promotion and justice to sell May the judged be their judges when they rot down in hell - The Pogues

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I'm sorry, I just want to make sure I'm clear here: this fuckin moon unit is still blaming things on "deep state actors"? BITCH, YOU'RE THE DIRECTOR OF NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE. THE STATE DON'T GET NO DEEPER THAN YOU. YOU ARE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE MINESHAFT. HOLY FUCK.

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Got my new split keyboard from AliExpress and I'm configuring it with my macropad at the local café, because I am a dork of monstrous proportions.

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Me looking at literally every single current event in the world right now

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Making dub in Koala Sampler on my Android with my wife Michelle and my kitten Miss Nathan Arizona in the background. This reminds me a lot of the RZA's score for Ghost Dog, I'm gonna bring it into Ableton and add Rhodes and guitar to it.

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Time for Starmer to choose: McSweeney or the next election McSweeney or his voters McSweeney or legitimising the far right McSweeney IS THE PROBLEM This tactic isn’t Labour, it’s POLITICAL IDIOCY “Yeah guys you know that thing that fucked us? Got an idea. Let’s double down!” FUCKING MORONS.

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I couldn't help it.

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Hey, if Temu Hitler can be pope, so can I. Bow down before the one you serve. You're going to get what you deserve.

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Beginning to understand why Mike Amesbury punched that constituent now.

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I normally don't respond to MAGA Nazi trash on social media but I've got a serious tooth infection and I'm in a very bad mood. I do not suffer these fools and if I had my way, neither would anyone or anything else except a fucking oubliette.

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They're putting me on Mounjaro or, as I discovered, Miz Jaro if you're nasty.

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Just got back from an unexpected two night trip to Dublin.

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I asked Midjourney what would it look like if a thirteen year old's cum sock was turned into an adult human man and this is what it output for me

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"Too often these days I find myself in the position of defending someone I think is annoying from someone I know is dangerous." - Brandy Jensen

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100% fact: if you ever, ever see a picture of me in a polo shirt or anything even remotely like one, I've been kidnapped and someone just out of frame is holding a straight razor up to my testicles,

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I know lots of celebrities from journalism and such, but I'm glad to see my old buddy Matthew Grey Gubler has a new TV series coming out. Probably not someone you'd associate with me, but I've known Gubs since we were both Vegas indie scene dudes, barely old enough to legally drink. ❤️

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TFW you're watching House II: The Second Story and you realize you've never seen Arye Gross and Julian Lennon in a room at the same time

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Look, I'm not saying JD Vance novichoked out the Pope, I'm just saying he's a horrible prick and it would absolutely be on brand.

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I've been dipping my hands into sin again.

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Banging on the table with an old tin cup Said I'll never kiss a Gun Street Girl again.

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Finished my handmade wooden favelapunk touchscreen cyberdeck. It's working (except wifi isn't, I think it's the hdmi cable leaking RF, but I can fix that). Has a USB C power port on the side so it can sit upright or hang on a wall.

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Me: Hey, I'm gonna try some Sri Lankan food, see what that's like My asshole two days later:

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