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Iconoclast. Abyss-starer. Low tolerance for people not acting in good faith. Possible space alien. Unsolicited DMs will result in instant blocking.
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“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” ― H.L. Mencken

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I just followed this account, you might also want to.

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Add Chuck Todd to the heap of useless discards who discover a desire to speak up only when they have nothing to lose. If there were a lifetime achievement award for throne-sniffing, Todd would own it.

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"now"?

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Isn't it easier just to assume that (a) everything he says is a lie, and (2) the people who need to hear this will never hear or read the rebuttals, and (iii) even if they did, they would dismiss them as fake news?

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Well, if this doesn't scream "conspiracy" I don't know what does.

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In defense of Elmo's Clustertruck, the car is remarkably fuel-efficient as it runs entirely on small-penis energy.

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The Indigenous People of North America have decided to go back to calling the Gulf of Mexico, “Chalchiuhtlicueyecatl”. It is what the Nahuatl People originally called it as it is the domain of the goddess Chalchiuhtlicue, who is assoc w/water bodies, including the Gulf of Mexico.

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This brick joke was worth waiting for

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Thread cleanse

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The true meaning of Easter ;-)

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Somebody asked "what rhymes with Nazi?", so I wrote a limerick. The Germans were once ruled by Nazis, As someone who looks at the past sees, But history repeats, Like Trump eating beets, We all hope that he dies of herpes

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My parents raised myself and my brothers in a way that, with hindsight, suggests they had one more child than they really wanted, but they didn't mind which one they lost.

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I'm not sure which were creepier, the ads trying to persuade us that AI is cuddly (echoes of "your plastic pal who's fun to be with) or the He Gets Us hokum, whose central message seems to be that Jesus still loves even if you are poor, female, queer, or belong to a minority.

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