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Amo meu dog ele é meu filho eu quem pari não ouse me contrariar "Se você já está no inferno, abrace o capeta" This account is for really bad jokes and freaking out. It will be turned private soon. Hopefully...
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submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

That one clip of Ella Purnell in which "Becus I'll get sued" *laughs in staccato*

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

THE WORMS IN MY HEAD THE WORMS THEY THEY THE WORMS IN MY HEAD ARE GETTING PARASOCIAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

You're not dead you can't be dead Hound of The Underground babygirl show signs of life maybe smoke signals or smthn pleaseeeee

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Come home comehome comehome comwhome come home pleasepleade please please please plesae please please please please pleease please please please pleaseeeeeeeeeee COME BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

MY SHAYLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

VANDERRRRR

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Lest did i know a bit after this i would go into minoring visual arts

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I'm thinking whether i should eat an allergies triggering sugar bomb, last night's leftovers, or instant noodles on chicken broth + boiled eggs I know which is healthier, but i also know which is the most tempting

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

I feel like I'm in the early stages of puppyhood, but I'm like 17 💀💀 Soon I'm gonna be a major or smthng LOL

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

The whole house smells rotten. Wanna guess what it was? The fridge. It is rotten. Do you want me to describe it? Smells the same as a carcass or rotten meat if said meat had been leftover beef no one ate and after a week in a box under the sun Pandora decides it is time to make a come-back.

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

I want to eat my comfort food because the taste is considerably light, and it has the minimum amounts of protein and carbs i theoricaly need. BUT, i don't want the usual preparation even though it is what makes me feel okay due to a sense of continuity and consistency.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Is there no separation of the human on the screen and out of it?

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

I hate grammarly! LET ME AND MY UNNECESSARILY FORMAL WRITING STYLE ALONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

I wonder if someone will understand this joke one day...

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

I woke up again. Not that i wanted to or anything like that... i can't remember my dream. This isn't usually like this. I feel weird.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Wow, i say sorry a lot haha... um... this is weird. I never noticed that. I've actually had multiple people tell me i don't... say it enough? Being autistic is so hard, bro. People read between non existing lines... and think I'm being rude.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

URGH i wish i didn't have so much emphaty to give I wanna hug a fictional character bro she's not even real i know but i feel like she needs a hug right now aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

(looks at calendar) Damn it, I forgot to have an Epiphany

submitted 56 days ago • 48 comments

Remember to make bad decisions in moderation

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

I think i just gave my dog trust issues

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

I just got the wildest spoiler ever, and i may never recover from it. In 85 years, when looking back on that show, i will probably experience a 70/30 PTSD to nostalgia ratio.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments