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he is rizzin

You know who else died, rose from the grave, and has come to save humanity from the torments of hell?

daisy in armor

This man was sick with getting his ass kicked disease

excuse me

I found the most incredible graph on the other site

imagining a notification from the google assistant as I'm driving home, "hello kaaosa, it looks like you'll be near a corner store soon. could I ask you to pick up a 6 pack of something shitty? it's been a real rat's dick of a week, brother"

any time a post of mine is liked by someone I don't know and who nobody I know knows, I learn a new thing to never post about again

mass effect remaster that changes nothing except adding "nice cock, bro" as a dialog option in most interactions

one of the things they don't tell you growing up is that you can eat as many slices of swiss cheese as you want. you don't even have to pretend to make a sandwich

unlocking the mental gate that prevented me from buying women's clothes. i will never financially recover from this.

the suns do not even exist. do not be fooled - nobody has played in that arena in 13 years

i'm sure i'm treading well trod ground but like.. young me: sometimes i feel real bad when i think about being male - maybe i'm trans older me: sometimes i feel real bad when i think about being female - guess i'm cis after all now me: you dumb bitch

gungeon

The fact that it was the proletariat that invented the word ‘oligargle’ proves that innovation & ingenuity are not functions of capitalism but rather material manifestations of the indomitable human spirit.

when you wait for literal years to let your friends know you're nb and they hit you with the "no shit moron, let's play games" man today is gonna be a good day

when coolio rapped, "look at the situation they got me facing ... i'm an educated fool with money on my mind got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye" do you think he was talking about getting ready to pug a +10 mythic dungeon in world of warcraft the war within?

i'mma be a suns fan til i die, but they might as well put me in the way they're playing tonight. this is sub high school ball

this website kinda sucks because i never know which accounts have pussy in bio

adding "seeing your kid find their favorite soccer position" above "being properly medicated" and "eating cheeseburger" on the list of things that can carry you through the day

i unironically love this game

REAL

youth sports are rad, man

I play blackjack for the free drinks and to hear people groan when I make suboptimal decisions that cause us all to lose. it's like mmo raiding but with free drinks

FUCK IT DP ON WAKEUP

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