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I'm not religious, but I believe in the holy trinity.

The Dow lost 4,000 points in two days. Coincidentally, that’s the total IQ of everyone who still supports Trump.

Looks nice, barely changed but in a positive "if it ain't broke don't fix it" way. The long overdue addition of a headphone jack is nice. As are the back paddle buttons which I didn't notice right away. The new Joy-cons don't have those too, do they?

"Gigantamax vs Mega Evolution." (To quote myself from an old tweet.)

First teaser trailer for Star Trek: Strange New Worlds Season 3! No release date yet, but a recent leak mentioned August 1 on Paramount+. We'll have to wait and see.

My only hot take on Switch 2 pricing is that we should all be paid more

All right Nintendo, show me what you got. I'm at work today so I can't actually *watch* the #NintendoDirect, but I'll be following along with it on here.

OMG it's Missingno.

Future Trunks, now with eye-straining bright chartreuse hair somehow, reappears again with a message that the future is under attack by Tullece Black. The rest of the gang is getting pretty sick of this so they just send Vegeta to deal with it on his own. He loses. Should have known better.

I managed to beat (most of) the unwashed scalper masses to the punch this morning and get some new (and new-ish) Pokémon cards, so... Let's see what I got.

Remember, in the meantime, DO NOT BUY FROM THE SCALPERS. Let them suffer for their greed, stuck with all the products they hoarded and unable to even make their money back, much less any semblance of a profit.

Whoo, starting off the #NintendoDirect strong with Dragon Quest I & II HD. Not bad.

Me in the National Security team group chat.

I only just now discovered there was a disc copy of Star Wars Battlefront II (2017) in the XBox One I found a few weeks ago and have since claimed as my own. ...Gross.

...So, the old Harvey Birdman video game. Best on PS2, PSP, or Wii?

Thou shalt not let anti-science imbeciles destroy the Department of Education so everyone can be as stupid as they are.

It's kind of funny that in Star Trek TNG "Relics" the main drive of the episode was "oh hey, Scotty's back and he's trying to help solve science problems but he's kind of a fish-out-of-water now" and not "HOLY SHITBALLS AN ACTUAL DYSON SPHERE."

Just received my copy of the only thing worth a damn to come out of the rancid Star Trek: Picard series... a proper XL-sized model of the Enterprise-F. Had to make some manual corrections to the accompanying booklet, though. Dunno who they thought they could fool with this "lost in 2401" malarkey.

Some supporters are turning against Trump. It must be a shock to suddenly find out that a convicted felon and adjudicated sexual assaulter publicly known to be a discriminatory racist since 1973 is not the great man they thought he was.

I can already picture all the clouds now. So many clouds. Clouds upon clouds upon clouds. Untold multitudes of clouds. Cloud the likes of which you've never seen before. ALL of the clouds.

Update: It's been well over a week now, and there's been no response to my attempts to contact the prior owners. So I'm pretty much claiming these as mine now. Huzzah, free PS4 and XBox One. That said, I don't actually have much USE for either of them yet...

Fucking hell, #PokemonGO, not this shit again.

Sesame Street really tells the story of America: - Created for PBS to educate young (especially Black!) children - Becomes a beloved institution cherished by the entire country - Gets privatized and kicked to premium cable due to budget cuts - Unionization leads to mass layoffs What a country!

Polling opinions: is Game Pass Ultimate theoretically worth the $20/month subscription if you actually have both a beefy gaming PC and an Xbox Series X?

I'M SORRY PLAYABLE DOOM SLAYER?! *Rushes to digitally pre-order*

"You think you can take me? Go ahead on. It's your move." #MST3K

Daima's Fake SS4 is still a ham-fisted, impact-lacking, and generally creatively empty version of Real SS4 from GT, just like anything else that Modern DB tries to revamp. And just like Real Bardock vs Fake Bardock, it is not and will never be an acceptable substitute for the real thing. Buuuut...

Well I just trashpicked a PS4 Slim and an Xbox One from my Town's recycling center. Both complete with cables and a controller each, in a bag together, dry and seemingly undamaged. Will they actually work when I get home, clean them, and try them out? Probably not, but it's worth the attempt.

Wow, look at all these fancy hat-wearing Pikachu that are unable to evolve and therefore worthless!

The Eagles should go visit Justin Trudeau to just rub more salt in the wound