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kachi.bsky.social
When I was 25, my hairline went to the store for a pack of cigarettes and never came. I'm here for the jokes, but I build stuff, too: https://maskapp.co/users/7594333970293063680
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No one does this self-deprecating shit better than Conan, man LMAOOO. What an absolute legend

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Wowowow

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When they're both doing tricks on it at the same damn time:

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There it is! "Putin went through a hell of a lot with me. He went through a phony witch hunt." He is referring to them weathering their collusion becoming public, and now is the big payback: together until the end.

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GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office. ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.

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This was a disgusting display by the soft, uninformed VP Vance trying to school Zelensky, the man who has led his country through the most surprisingly resilient and effective fight for sovereignty against a global superpower. Every negative stereotype about America is confirmed in this exchange.

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Even during WWII when Stalin was helping the Allies against the Axis Powers, America wasn't this blatantly pro-Russia. I can't believe how surprised I am at this. Wowowow

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Oh. My. God.

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Crockett: Mr. President, guess what? Russia invaded Ukraine. Can we at least agree on that one? Facts matter. Is there anybody in here that has enough courage to say Russia invaded Ukraine? …. Crockett: This is the problem

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Omg, not Harriet the Spy!

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Lmaoooo

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Poor kid had a couple of dumbasses for parents and paid the price for it. On the Brightside though, he'll never have to see them again.

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Fantastic news.

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"A big price should be paid for blatant dishonesty" - the man who said Haitian were eating shish kedogs. Amazing.

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Having a long term relationship in college is insane. Cheat and be free!!!

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I love watching Conan O’Brien finally receive the recognition he so very much deserves 🥹

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Mans turned into Shitbull and said "How can I become one of the worst people on the planet?"

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I know "In The Air Tonight" is everyone's go to, but my mans really went dummy on this jawn here. What a classic. open.spotify.com/track/1NCuYq...

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She's so fire.

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Instagram video: "You really bout to do it?" Me, every time:

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I miss DEI

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The first text I got from a "famous" person after I went public about January 6th, was @joyannreid.bsky.social Joy didn't want an interview, a statement or even a soundbyte...Joy simply said, Harry i want to be your friend and I'm here for you. She's as real as they come and I'm so thankful for her

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Wait, really? You went to chopsticks before you went to a SPOON? What is happening lmao

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Eating rice with a fork is insane.

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I hate inconsiderate people so much, man. How can you see your dog shit in the middle of the sidewalk and not say "Let me clean this up so someone doesn't step in it". Go fucking die.

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There's this lady on my block who lets her dog shit in the middle of the sidewalk and never cleans up after him. The day she gets hit by a bus is the day I'll believe in god again.

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Phil Collins every time he leaves the studio:

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😆😆

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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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LMAOOO

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I just don't understand how Will Smith doesn't know when he's released a verse that is hot ass.

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"See you in court" is good. "Eat a dick" would've been better.

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When Bow Wow said "What I did ain't never been done", I felt that shit.

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listen to this. Elon can barely form a sentence right now.

submitted 11 days ago • 2935 comments

that one carpenter from palestine

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It’s been apparent for a ling time that there’s no possible way Trump leaves office again willingly. The plan is for him to some day die in office, and nothing Republicans have done since inauguration day suggests they’ll oppose this in any meaningful way.

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I hate that I've become a crossword crackhead. It's the only reason I haven't canceled my subscription smh.

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They called me a madman!

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Lizzo really said "bye, bye big backs. Y'all are on your own now"

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Insane

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Y'all gonna make me get a printer and start printing out 10 pages of directions again.

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The-Dream's first three albums are all better than Confessions.

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