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A kind reminder of my audience for this my Blue Sky

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Protect this man

Muay Thai Beavis and Butthead

I really need you all to appreciate how magnificent the cat at the Latvian Railway Museum is. Not pictured: all the toddlers he hissed at and made cry when they tried to approach him. Their own fault. He was on guard by the door. He clearly takes this shit seriously.

the Percussionist's Gambit #bocchitherock

welcome to the resistance, Pentagon

Sir, another mousey has hit the scratching post

local idiot thinks he has drip

- - - CATS

The winner so far for Most Baffling Gashapon Machine is this one which exclusively dispenses lapel pins of Billy Joel album covers.

good morning everyone

Boxed in

Delighted to hear some NFTs are lost media

happy birthday to the f word!!! sort of

The three genders.

The thing I love about George Lucas the most is that you only ever see him in two settings: being interviewed about Star Wars, or a cryptid sighting

The reason why older generations burnt the shit out of their meat and boiled the shit out of their vegetables, was your kid died if you didn't. Medium rare steaks and roasted Brussels sprouts are a side effect of an intact food safety infrastructure

This is so real lmaoooo "She booked a solo trip to Iceland while you were composing your <<good morning>> text" 😂😂

another long day at the saber factory

Removing a black 4-star general at Secretary of Defense and replacing him with a white talk-show is the perfect example why DEI is essential. It's not about hiring unqualified minorities, it’s about foiling the majority's habit of hooking up under qualified mediocrities of their own caste.

my favorite part of a flight is enjoying the beautiful view

Chihiro from SPIRITED AWAY is the most millennial-coded character in fiction: - forced to beg in order to get worst job in the entire universe - incompetent at work due to being coddled by pig boomer parents - immediately starts dating her manager - quits after two days to move back home

also known as a steam library

Bullet Train Explosion is directed by one of the Shin Godzilla guys, so was expecting it to be a silly but very logistics-focused disaster movie (which it is). what i WASN'T expecting was for it to be blatant propaganda for the East Japan Rail Company lmao. www.inverse.com/entertainmen...

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

難しい

Snom’s German name is “Snomnom”. That is all.

my endorsement for any democratic presidential candidate who promises to send the entire DOGE team to prison

WE SAT DOWN FOR DINNER AND WE'VE GOT DINNER AND A SHOW HAHAHAHAHAHA

Other games have used an accordion in their soundtrack. I’m thinking of like, Bravely Default. None have ever been used to such a great effect that when the song started I went “HON HON, OUI OUI”

"they are going to end cancer research and kill its top scientists" is the kind of thing that would get you laughed out of the writer's room on saturday morning cartoons and it is literally what's happening

Garfield always had multicultural appeal, and the merchandising reflects that.

:D

They will help you reach your deadline ✏️📓📝

the gang 's all here

Generational run

“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”

I think this was about the time the cheesy potato griller at Taco Bell went away, and there isn't a week where I pine for it.

I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was Pizzaballa I wish I had line to God, who is also called Allah I wish I had a job in the Vatican, just like Pope John Paul-a