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june and/or ash. weird nerd. sanpoil, welsh, irish, &c. very trans. very tired. sometimes write stuff for ride of the valkyries / sounder at heart. maybe the real kafkaesquities were the friends we made along the way.
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Another great part of this is the obvious sneering contempt they have of the voters they are trying to reach. You fucking rubes like gun shows, right?

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anyway as you can CLEARLY see, Jordan Morris is well onside

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PRO in midseason form at "if you did a red card challenge to Cristian Roldan no you didn't bro, we got you" hate to fucking see it

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Definitely seems like Quinton might be keeping him on.

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For the millionth time, stop using this meme. The original context was Norm Macdonald joking about the brutal rape and murder of Brandon Teena, a trans man. It was depraved to say it at the time and it's worse that people continue to share this.

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"Have you said thank you even once?"

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One of the things I distinctly remember about the anti Bernie crowd (from libs, not the left) was about how ineffective he was because his bills never made it anywhere And then I looked at the bills. And they were about subsidies for daycare, hiring veterans, helping the poor

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...that the messaging massage has basically amounted to "who are you going to believe, TRUMP, or your lying eyes watching that lying live feed?" is something. they fucked the couch on this one. they thought they were about to get very different optics than they got.

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you can tell this has gone very well for the White House because of how hinged and normal the aftermath has been.

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ppl getting angry at this but he's talking alliances and he's 100% right- you cannot trust a country where every 4 yrs the foreign policy does a complete 180 & tears up treaties and reneges on deals and withholds payments because some sheep farmers in Wisconsin think too many black women have jobs

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King County Metro is basically reliable and functional if you can stick to the light rail and rapid rides if you can’t, lol, fuck you, your bus is 47 minutes behind schedule, no there is no alternative route, no we will not be improving things 😌

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A King County infant is the first confirmed measles case in Washington state in 2025. If you were at the Bellevue Square Apple Store between 6 and 9 p.m. on Feb. 20, you may have been exposed.

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first swasticar in the wild in awhile... man. even if those dipshitmobiles weren't the new nazicar and so shittily made that a small amount of water can cause them to explode or whatevs... they just look like a fuckin *uniquely* bad choice for driving in Seattle, on a purely mechanical level..?

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If you think the headline is good, you should read the copy.

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CAUSE WE NEED TO FEED YALL

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have you considered finding a new god, phil neville!

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where is your god now, phil neville!

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A Pope named Pizzaballa who is supposedly pro-Palestine? You're lying to me right now.

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"In plain terms, everybody is being fucked with constantly in tiny little ways by most apps and services, and I believe that billions of people being fucked with at once in all of these ways has profound psychological and social consequences that we’re not meaningfully discussing. "

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every single transportation conversation ever

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Stand by this: www.politico.com/newsletters/...

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anyway I hope Jack Eichel in particular has a bad night tonight 😌

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those first three seasons of Dragon Prince had some real magic to them. the next four seasons also exist, I guess. might've been better if this one had ended at its first act break...

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My latest piece at @thenation.com takes issue with the conventional wisdom that the Dems don't know how to fight Musk's GOP brownshirts effectively. They know how. We know this because they've been waging that kind of ruthless fight against the left for 25 years. www.thenation.com/article/poli...

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It’s rare to see a team’s philosophy and personnel aligned so perfect, but LAFC have done it. They’ve spent the past 3 years slowly getting rid of all their creative midfielders, and now they play like a team that doesn’t have any creative midfielders. Cherundolo’s vision almost completely realized

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Just to clear things up, every single US president is/was a bastard. Period

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most journalists today can be divided into two groups: dedicated, impoverished people who mostly write for publications you've never heard of that started eighteen months ago or JP Random House The First, who writes columns for the New York Times about which ethnic groups it should be OK to hunt

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Just like Chloe Zhao is remaking Buffy with no Whedon involvement, they should let a trans person remake Dollhouse.

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there's no amount of cool that would make spacex okay. but also they suck

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Watching the news anchors these days feeling like

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Roses are red, Elon's a knob,

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Thats the thing ppl dont get- she lost at life. Badly. She's sat there friendless mashing away at a keypad at strangers while her own kids shun her, thats a winner? Even she doesn't believe that. She's stuck being her the rest of her life, she's carrying that L to the grave- and she knows it.

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Tryin' to imagine makin' a billion dollars scribblin' about baby wizards and whatnot, then sittin' in my castle, rage-tweetin' at trans people all day. Guuurl you won at life. It's cool to just sign out and take everyone your ass has ever known to Wingstop.

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