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kahliamonae.bsky.social
I’m here for a good time and maybe a long time. Mostly talking to myself, but you can join in. #30plussky
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Schools being closed for this week is throwing me off.

Free trial! 🤣

Being shocked by porn on an app like this is annoying. Must’ve had dry timelines on the bird app. All you do is keep scrolling. Don’t lecture the poster. Dont start a campaign…just scroll.

Who is Ben? What happened? What did I miss??

My man, my man, my man

Eating sugar grits. ☺️

Yes. The answer to tacos is always yes.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8NbmqoW/ he ate

I am way too invested in the Illinois flag discourse to be a Virginia resident. I’m over here reading facts and feeling like Sheldon.

Man, listen.

i hate when people record themselves crying lmao 😂

💜 ❤️ 💜

She was there before Elvis, Little Richard or Johnny Cash swiveled their hips and strummed their guitars. If you've never heard Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the godmother of rock 'n' roll, you should.

Better come with hair. I’m not here to ✂️.

I just know when God threw in gluttony as a deadly sin someone had eaten His leftovers. Talk about pissed.

Nobody: Me watching the open to the new season of Queer Eye: who the fxck is Jeremiah?!?!

I’m shorty up at the top with a good view, a lil sip, and a handsome dip to talk to.

Notice how he sought out what he wanted instead of starting a podcast.

Happy 99th birthday to Dick Van Dyke, inventor of the DVD player.

I was ready for lunch, but here yall go talking about eating Pokémon again.

Gambling is a vice I just can’t get jiggy with.

It's pure chaos over here in all the ways I live for. 😭

Just like we stopped sniffing Yay in the 90’s only to see our kids tooting like Tony Montana

Ngl this is a Wayne Brady Stan account.

Don’t do that to Connections again @nytimes.com !

The most toxic positive sounding music “You can’t say I don’t love you just because I cheat on you. You’re my number one ☺️🤗”

Ok, so when yall were growing up did Santa wrap your gifts? #workdebates

Baby, I'm "record songs on the radio to cassette tape" old.

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