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CDC Officials Announce Free Ice Cream For Everyone, Delicious Tasty Ice Cream, And Also There Is An Ebola Outbreak theonion.com/cdc-off...

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Brazilian police thwart plot to detonate a bomb at Lady Gaga concert that drew 2 million to beach in Rio.

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Thank God he finally has a city he can commit crimes in with impunity—as you know that fundamentally that's where this is headed His handmaidens and spawn will be moved to Starbase and what happens to them there... well, you better believe you will never hear about it and no one will talk about it.

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ICE Argues Migrants In Camps Are Free To Die At Any Time theonion.com/ice-arg...

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Tyrants view educated citizens as their greatest enemy. Slaveholders stopped the enslaved from learning to read. Nazis burned books. Dictators censor media. That’s why Trump is attacking education, science, and the arts – to prevent us from learning. It's Fascism 101. [Cartoon by Adam Zyglis]

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New ICE Agent Establishes Dominance By Beating Up Biggest Child Prisoner On First Day theonion.com/new-ice...

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The sleepwalk into authoritarianism continues

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No lies detected! #ResistTrump

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This may be the most obscene thing this man has ever done on social media It’s offensive at a level I’m struggling to articulate, but we can start with the fact that he’s again framing himself as God’s chosen representative on Earth when he is, remember, a _serial sexual predator_

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Puppets…

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Protect Elmo at all costs

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So…is anyone going to do anything about this hostile government takeover…or…are we just gonna let them kill Elmo live on PBS like an ISIS hostage? Like WTF!?

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Trump: Russia Must Be Allowed To Keep Fighting As Part Of Any Ceasefire Deal

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Have a little May Day poetry from Langston Hughes #resistanceart #mayday

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this is legitimately evil

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MAYDAY MAYDAY 🚨

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gavin newsom you could be a hero

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RFK during Wednesday's cabinet meeting: "During the Biden administration HHS became a collaborator in child trafficking for sex and for slavery. And we have ended that and we are very aggressively going out and trying to find these children, 300,000 children that were lost by the Biden admin.”

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Great to see! "A major company, Microsoft, has dropped a law firm that settled with the administration in favor of one that is fighting it." www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/b...

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it is fun to read profiles of this guy which play him up as some diabolical mastermind and then watch him in action and see a huge loser

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Former heroin addict turned HGH guy with worms in his brain who plays around with roadkill and only drinks raw milk: Everyone else is stupid and, frankly, their teeth work too good.

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The White House’s Plan For Reversing The Declining Birth Rate theonion.com/the-whi...

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April 28, 2025: Migrants are making SOS signs out of their bodies so drones can see them at our country's concentration camps.

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This country sucks so unbelievably hard right now

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We’re cooked

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Karen state

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They’re installing a “Karen” state. Big jokes but not joking :/ shoutout to Handmaid’s

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😢

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“Ever since Trump pulled out a loaded handgun and menacingly swept its muzzle across the entire American populace, he’s seen a massive bump in favorability on everything from his handling of the economy to his views on immigration,” said Gallup polling analyst Eric Waltman

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ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

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Police in Japan say that climber who was airlifted with altitude sickness from near the peak of Japan's Mount Fuji last week returned to the slope and was rescued for a second time just four days later.

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"While much of this is already in action before our eyes, leaving some 18,000 law enforcement agencies without federal oversight or limits places everyone in peril." www.democracydocket.com/opinion/trum...

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look what I got in the mail today! @theonion.com

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CDC Officials Announce Free Ice Cream For Everyone, Delicious Tasty Ice Cream, And Also There Is An Ebola Outbreak theonion.com/cdc-off...

Brazilian police thwart plot to detonate a bomb at Lady Gaga concert that drew 2 million to beach in Rio.

ICE Argues Migrants In Camps Are Free To Die At Any Time theonion.com/ice-arg...

Tyrants view educated citizens as their greatest enemy. Slaveholders stopped the enslaved from learning to read. Nazis burned books. Dictators censor media. That’s why Trump is attacking education, science, and the arts – to prevent us from learning. It's Fascism 101. [Cartoon by Adam Zyglis]

New ICE Agent Establishes Dominance By Beating Up Biggest Child Prisoner On First Day theonion.com/new-ice...

The sleepwalk into authoritarianism continues

No lies detected! #ResistTrump

This may be the most obscene thing this man has ever done on social media It’s offensive at a level I’m struggling to articulate, but we can start with the fact that he’s again framing himself as God’s chosen representative on Earth when he is, remember, a _serial sexual predator_

Puppets…

Protect Elmo at all costs

So…is anyone going to do anything about this hostile government takeover…or…are we just gonna let them kill Elmo live on PBS like an ISIS hostage? Like WTF!?

Trump: Russia Must Be Allowed To Keep Fighting As Part Of Any Ceasefire Deal

Have a little May Day poetry from Langston Hughes #resistanceart #mayday

this is legitimately evil

MAYDAY MAYDAY 🚨

gavin newsom you could be a hero

RFK during Wednesday's cabinet meeting: "During the Biden administration HHS became a collaborator in child trafficking for sex and for slavery. And we have ended that and we are very aggressively going out and trying to find these children, 300,000 children that were lost by the Biden admin.”

Great to see! "A major company, Microsoft, has dropped a law firm that settled with the administration in favor of one that is fighting it." www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/b...

it is fun to read profiles of this guy which play him up as some diabolical mastermind and then watch him in action and see a huge loser

Former heroin addict turned HGH guy with worms in his brain who plays around with roadkill and only drinks raw milk: Everyone else is stupid and, frankly, their teeth work too good.

The White House’s Plan For Reversing The Declining Birth Rate theonion.com/the-whi...

April 28, 2025: Migrants are making SOS signs out of their bodies so drones can see them at our country's concentration camps.

This country sucks so unbelievably hard right now

We’re cooked

Karen state

They’re installing a “Karen” state. Big jokes but not joking :/ shoutout to Handmaid’s

😢

“Ever since Trump pulled out a loaded handgun and menacingly swept its muzzle across the entire American populace, he’s seen a massive bump in favorability on everything from his handling of the economy to his views on immigration,” said Gallup polling analyst Eric Waltman

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

Police in Japan say that climber who was airlifted with altitude sickness from near the peak of Japan's Mount Fuji last week returned to the slope and was rescued for a second time just four days later.

"While much of this is already in action before our eyes, leaving some 18,000 law enforcement agencies without federal oversight or limits places everyone in peril." www.democracydocket.com/opinion/trum...

look what I got in the mail today! @theonion.com

i genuinely want to know what the hell is wrong with this guy. he is a total monster and i am a little interested in how he got to be this way.

Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower

Cartoonist: Chris Britt