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Writer? I hardly- Check out my soup history blog: https://soupapalooza.wordpress.com/ There's a professional website too with essays and poetry and stuff but I really really wanted you to read the soup one first: https://kaia-ball.com/
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Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food

"Zionists in 2025: Palestine never existed Zionists in 1899: We will colonize Palestine"

Oh, Hulu, I didn't realize there were circumstances!!! Please pollute my life as you please, milord #streaming #abbottElementaryIGottaFindAnotherWayToWatchYou

can't solve all the world's problems but I can make myself a batch of oatmeal raisin cookies and eat one warm from the oven, which solves one immediate problem (my lack of warm oatmeal raisin cookies)

i may genuinely be a luddite hater who doesn't get it but -making a punk genre and saying it can't be political is whack as hell -making a genre about the aesthetics of christian church where the church can't be evil is lame

"stop reposting about elphaba's tragic bi fail son" no????? he's just like his parents i lvoe him?

hey seriously what is going on

Kendrick Lamar celebrating with his team after his #AppleMusicHalftime performance 👏 (via @NFLonFOX) @kendricklamar

>chat are we cooked

unironically one of my favorite moments in musical theatre is when Joseph from the Bible prosephies a man's death and the entire company bursts into a joyous roller skate jubilee about how incredible Joe Boy is while the aforementioned man stands devastated

pulling up my C*lm app to meditate to transformers ASMR, teratophilia ASMR, and lofi shanties about whale fleesing

#poetry www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/42468/...

Humidifier Review xkcd.com/3044

my ass would NOT have invented the wheel lemme give a shout out to the ancestors real quick today and always

Have you ever put boloney on someone's car? @krystinaarielle.bsky.social

I think if Joe hisaishi & Hans Zimmer collaborated on a track I would finally experience a fraction of the frisson that fuels a Disney adult

been sending this to my friends when they ask about the cost of living in California

Paused #CoffinRun, a #Dimension20 masterpiece, to watch the newest #veryimportantpeople And MAN zac Oyama 's characters have a THING for letters, huh? If I start sniffing letters I know who to blame 👃✉️✉️✉️✉️📨

just DEVOURED #SakamotoDays on N*tflix -v excited for the next episode and 95% chance I will read the manga soon. These characters are TOO lovable. It hurts.

My New Year's Resolution was to read a poem a day, or at least 300 poems. Honestly, I was going to be very proud if I hit 50, or 1 a week I read 191 by Feb 1st! Here's some thoughts so far on my faves, some surprises, & ways I found to read more #poetry

we've never been more adamant about a proud Canadian woman

Extremely funny to me that with dragons hordes of technology at our fingertips the enduring truth of trrpgs - the impossibility of getting multiple people together to do something - remains untarnished

kids telling me they've thought about being a boy before

*Guy who skimmed Gertrude steins Wikipedia article* I see. So lesbians too can engage in toxic yaoi