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John Oliver defends AOC teaching people their rights in order to avoid illegally being arrested by ICE agents, ripping into Trump's border CZAR. "If you're relying on people not knowing their rights in order to do your job it seems like you might be part of the problem here"

the elite oligarchy in america, through elon musk, are attempting to create a parallel establishment to usher in the destruction of the US government and the ascendency of a new technocracy

Will not be watching White Lotus. Will instead be watching the Canadian version, CTV's hit new show "Horse Store" starring a fat woman from Goobies Siding, Newfoundland

Game studio announcements be like, “We laid off all your favourite devs! But don’t worry, all the people actually responsible for the horrible decision-making that led to this massive failure are staying on :) and they will still be driving their new Porsches :) all is well!!!!!”

I spent some time reading Elon’s tweets this morning (one of my least favorite activities) and it’s hard to overstate how much he and his allies have constructed an alternate reality for their audience to believe in. In their world, Elon is a superhero fighting government fraud, like fanfiction

Gutting the CDC right as we’re on the cusp of major outbreaks of transmissible diseases is a very bad idea.

I did some minor detective work and figured out that the agency doing this is Art Lab Illustration Agency. They're also currently running a contest in partnership with an AI company in which illustrators can "win representation" from Art Lab 🙄

You're nuts if you're questioning the wisdom and leadership of the Democratic Party right now. They're not the problem. The problem is the voters. What we need to do is replace 300 million voters

We can be like "Elon has no authority because the Senate hasn't confirmed him" or whatever but then the Senate will just confirm him like all the other fascists

COVID-19 levels remain high in the U.S. as our longer-than-usual winter surge continues. We’re also seeing a record-high seasonal flu season, as concerns about the bird flu H5N1 continue to grow. bit.ly/40YZ4QS

We literally have science fiction on why this is a bad idea.

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peter thiel is one of the worlds most evil people. he is also quite possibly the most likely human to be an alien

yeah I bet on the super bowl. I bet it SUCKS

it's only a shitpost if it was made in the bathroom at the post office if it's made anywhere else it's just sparkling psychosis

i upset a bunch of people on twitter for criticizing Severance so i wrote a longer piece to share my full thoughts: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

What's annoying is since 1980 conservatives have made steady progress in getting what they want: deregulation, concentration of wealth, weakening unions. This recent psychosis is the result of them winning too much, not too little

The Trump administration is scrubbing the CDC’s website of documents on reproductive rights issues, sexual health, intimate partner violence, and more. I'm trying to save them. You can find the deleted docs at cdcguidelines.com - I'll be adding more over the weekend.

Do Not Comply In Advance: bossy, already a cliche, implies permission to comply later Fuck You, Make Me: leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner

oh thank god I was so worried for a second there 😭

The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over

kids used to dream of going to space but now they dream of maximizing shareholder value by utilizing artificial intelligence in marketing

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

Let me explain to you how business works. One day your kids sit down for dinner and you give them just water. "Isn't there anything else?" they ask. Of course, you say, if you'd like to subscribe to Dinner Premium

STATEMENT—from Google workers with the No Tech for Apartheid campaign on Washington Post’s reporting that Google rushed to sell the Israeli military its AI tools since the launch of its genocidal attack on Gaza began on October 7, 2023 [THREAD] www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

once again, fuck the adl www.adl.org/resources/pr...

things must be hard for people who depend on things or have plans in 2025. luckily for me, i'm just going to roll over and die

anyone miss rainbow capitalism yet? jk corporations never loved u and they never will

i love how insane everyone is becomeing. doing these quarterly episodes reminds me just how insane everyone is. i think it's good everyone is losing their minds constantly in front of an audience

we get it. mainstream dems don't have the strength of their fucking convictions and dont do shit if it isn't focus grouped to death

everyone's like "oh no my darlings are being cancelled 😔 i thought they were true feminist allies but instead they were evil predators." well good thing my favs are misogynist emo bands and the one true angel kanye west who can do no wrong

me, who literally has shitposting as her whole bio

‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access

As an educator, it’s increasingly difficult to name a professional conviction or pedagogical commitment that justifies the use of generative AI. The daily use of AI must not overshadow tangible actions to redress our climate crisis lest we further erode our position as trusted stewards of learning.