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kaleidoscopejesus.bsky.social
Angry ADHD Queer with very poor time management skills. I’m just here to say the weird thing.
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Good for her! It’s going to take more of this to beat them back. Keep it up! We elected our officials for a reason and they need to pull their weight.

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I just imagined and entire film in my head based on the premise of one perfectly timed zinger. “ I peg your husband on Wednesday nights at the quality Inn off of 90 @ standard.”

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Page 457 of Project2025. Generic drugs are about to either go bye bye, or become as expensive as name brand. The goal is to push generic manufacturers out of business, thus increasing the cost of medicines and further monopolizing pharmaceuticals.

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My wife told our 3 yr old, V that she put a magic hug into her chocolate Pediasure. She immediately said, “I don’t like it, there’s a hug in it.” A few seconds later she asks, “where can I put this chocolate milk?” Me: You don’t like it? V: No, someone put something in it. Me: Do you want me to

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Hey so this is disgusting and not far from where I live. I don’t have great image enhancing apps anymore but if you’re in the Spokane area and know who this racist pos is- let’s get him identified:)

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Hey, Spokane! Who is this POS? Captured today at noon, i90 headed east at Altamonte.

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Look. This is the plan. And it’s playing out.

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Loosely, “teachers and healthcare workers saying they’ll protect undocumented immigrants are criminals, they’re committing a federal crime. Multiple felonies.” No, but also. 😈

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I, too, am a small tubby bird.

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I’m so tired of arguing with people who are committed to being ignorant and stupid. Instead, I will now be mean and petty.

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Happy Valentine’s Day to my wife @eriever.bsky.social and to the homeless man, who after asking me for a cigarette I did not have (because I don’t smoke) told me he thought I was beautiful and to have a great day. I hope someone gives him a cigarette today.

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About to slap these bad boys on my car and piss off all the red hats in my area.

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All I wanted was a boring life, but no, instead I’ve gotta participate in a revolution. Ugh, thanks, Obama! How dare you have shown us that strong leadership and empathy exists.

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Very proud to announce the Department of Health will now process all requests to change gender designation on birth certificates within three business days. Previously, there was as much as a 10 month wait.

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“My eyes keep closing but I DONT WANT THEM TO.” - my 3.5 yr old.

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Listen, I have a psychiatry/talk therapy appointment the day before my birthday. You can’t hurt me more than I hurt myself.

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If you’re reading this, it’s time that I admit to you that I’m not actually squirrels in a lady suit. I’m an armadillo. I know, I know. The profile picture is real, and definitely not a political statement.

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Having a conversation with a coworker that somehow jumped to, “just enter the country legally” and my eyes must’ve rolled out of my head & fallen on the floor because the way he listened to every word I, as calmly as possible, spoke. By the end of the conversation I *think* he actually understood.

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Turns out I don’t actually know anything about everything. I’m just 40 squirrels in a lady suit.

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I won’t be surviving a civil war, I literally twist my ankle walking from my office to my car.

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I am of the age where I find cotton brief cut underwear to be ✨elite✨. Fortunately for me, I have a birthday next week.

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I… I have nothing.

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Hey, I don’t know if you need a reminder but, all of *this* is made up. We could all collectively decide to just not. We could all collectively decide to that we’re tired of things being the way they are. Like, I don’t know about you, but I’m exhausted. And all of this for superiority. /1

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