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kali-ber.bsky.social
writer, artist, tech support • horseless horse girl • anti-capitalist, socialist, queer • into politics, philosophy, comedy, games, pretty things “if it might all work out, then we have things to do”
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fuckit, shitty edit incoming

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

Midwestern public service announcement: in very cold weather a slice of cheap-ass bologna will freeze to a car and damage the finish in a way that can't be buffed out. Especially a car that's allegedly stainless steel that gets discolored by ordinary rain! Source: (REDACTED)

submitted 19 hours ago • 37 comments

bro you forget yourself

submitted 43 days ago • 21 comments

Wanting to hurt me is a sign of repressed trauma from the slime wars but go off

submitted 15 hours ago • 3 comments

Legendary hater Charles Darwin

submitted 1 day ago • 48 comments

This is a stunning betrayal by Whitman Walker in DC. You CANNOT jettison the trans community to protect yourself. It’s shameful. I got my name changed at WWH. I have promoted their research. Now they are capitulating to save gay people at trans people’s expense by trying to erase us.

submitted 19 hours ago • 124 comments

i want to complain about the multiple unrelated evil acts committed against me this last week, but it's all too pathetic to even write about online. so just know i'm rightfully seething!~

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

all I gotta say is

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Following sustained opposition from Indigenous nations, Minnesota regulators rescinded a permit that for Magellan Pipeline Company to reconstruct a petroleum pipeline near the Pipestone National Monument, a sacred resource to tribes conducting ceremony. unicornriot.ninja/2025/permit-...

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

anytime i struggle to plug in my phone or computer 100% sober i think “fuck you sherlock”

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

love to hear percussion

submitted 255 days ago • 0 comments

i have the “MUSTAAAARD” yell stuck in my head

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

kill bill is short for kill billionaires

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

dj kali playing the tomb tonite shorty getting sepulchral wid it

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

i think i should get a big cookie tomorrow. possibly an ice cream cake

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

extremely important PSA

submitted 11 days ago • 73 comments

seal doing what i would be doing with that money gettimg body modifications done to return to the sea

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 12 days ago • 112 comments

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

submitted 14 days ago • 352 comments

wow ok the king's horses actually figured out how to put humpty dumpty together again an— oh come on, he's climbing right back up that wall. god damn it, what an asshole. you can tell the horses are furious with him

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

What happened to USAID foments a constitutional crisis the likes of which most Americans haven't seen in their lifetimes. You can't just eliminate it. When/if courts say so, will Trump/Musk defer? Courts don't have armies. The story I've been waiting to read: www.propublica.org/article/usai...

submitted 12 days ago • 38 comments

WHO TF IS HAKEEN JEFFRIES AND WHY IS THIS ANIMATRONIC IN CHARGE OF ANYTHING???

submitted 12 days ago • 121 comments

if you didn't understand a question or even if you just didn't hear it, NEVER show weakness by asking someone to repeat themselves. instead say "well that's the million dollar question isn't it"

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

I really want to write an article about how unfocused consumer boycotts like this are the ultimate internalization of neoliberal politics, how it's this naive view that your individual consumer preferences are somehow transformed into progressive activism

submitted 13 days ago • 37 comments

the first step to avoiding a trap is knowing it’s a trap. unfortunately this is also the last step of being trapped in a trap so good luck i guess

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

As the forces of hatred are on the march, my promise is this: Our trans neighbors will continue to be safe, protected, and welcome in Minnesota.

submitted 14 days ago • 607 comments

Jason born? Yeah we all were

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

hello? is this thing on?

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

*humbly approaching mr beast with my cap in hand* “sir.. i wanted to say i’m sorry about my tweet about hunting you for sport.. and.. wouldn’t it be absolutely poggers if… if you joined the class war on our side? you could be the people’s president, Jimmy…“ *is fed to the Feastables wolves*

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Do NOT let the Trump admin flood the zone with shocking headlines. Pick one or two stories to follow that mean something personal to you and only spend your energy there.

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments