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Irish-American transgender tomboy. Artemis reincarnate. Known snep. She/her or xe/xer. Editor, fiction/TTRPG writer. I am extremely normal and can be trusted with roleplaying games. https://www.patreon.com/ThornyRoseGaming
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Cishet women: I write romance so I can fantasize that men don't want to rape and murder me Cishet men: I write rape erotica because otherwise I'd be raping women IRL

I have talked myself into reading this short story, and subsequently been encouraged to post my thoughts publicly. Follow along with me, why don't you?

rewatching At The Mouth Of Madness >.> <.< hrt that makes you (butch) Jürgen Prochnow

going back in time to show H.P. Lovecraft the eel scene from A Sound of Thunder (2005) and watching his head implode like a submarine full of billionaires

Hi lovelies! spent all morning cutting out stickers <3 so enjoy! (charms are in the works but they'll take longer 🤭) ko-fi.com/s/607b95dd90 #art #kofi #gunmetalolympus

boss-fight-looking-ass crystal

girls don't want boys girls want a complete set of the games localized by Ted Woolsey for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, in their glorious original localization

inside you there are two quadrupedal predatory entities

rare picture of Hasbro managing the MtG brand

Do you ever see something that feels like... like a foundational text? Like you see it and you're like "oh, is *this* where it all began?" ... Yes, once again I am talking about Internet pornography. Of a rather specific nature.

I gotta say, thalassophobia or no... the bigfin squid is highly friend-shaped.

I spent far too long on this

Video games.

when your alchemist is specialized in alchemical foodstuffs but the party says you have to contribute more in combats

three minutes into defending the kin-tree from Mardu raiders and she gives you this look

when they're doing a wolf t-shirt and you lied on your résumé

when it's drug testing day at the dairy

when they're doing a wolf t-shirt and you lied on your résumé

thinking about Her today

The winner of the letter C is... Chandra! Hope you like her! ♥️ I'm creating the post for the letter D right now.. come and vote! 💫💫 #MTG #MagicTheGathering #magic

The winner of the letter D is... Dina! Hope you like her! 🌿 I'm creating the post for the letter E right now.. come and vote! 💫💫 #MTG #MagicTheGathering #magic

The winner of the letter E is... Elspeth! Hope you like her! 🤍 I'm creating the post for the letter F right now.. come and vote! 💫💫 #MTG #MagicTheGathering #magic

one of the first Disney movies with a post-credits scene is Mary Poppins

tfw you go out to dinner with an identical copy of yourself but all you do is talk about stuff from when you were growing up in the '90s

The winner of the letter B is... Belbe! Hope you like her! 🖤 I'm creating the post for the letter C right now.. come and vote! 💫💫 #MTG #MagicTheGathering #magic

Me, reading the original Persephone myth: wow this Hades Calculus AU fucking sucks :/

Kinda alarming how many trans women are fleeing their home countries (not just the US).

Wild seeing a mutual be dragged by a user whose username involves the action of sexually assaulting an animal. But twoc are the weird ones.

*staring at manuscript about trans women fleeing a transmisogynistic fascist empire* this was not supposed to be biographical...

Help out please

wtf this man allegedly killed people with misdiagnoses and overmedication literally alleged to have drugged a teenage girl until she died while falsely claiming she had a tumor that was growing out of control

Everything here is about a shadowboxing culture war. Americans, particularly conservatives, purport to be about "individual freedom" but it's a cover for "my individual freedom to be needlessly cruel"

According to the MAGA guy who started screaming in my masked face at the grocery store, it's because masking buys into the lie that America is weak and has unsolved problems or something. It was kind of incoherent, but that was the gist.

Woke up to see that my lesbian rebels still sit at #1. I'm gonna leave the book at $0.99 for a few more hours for anyone who might have missed it yesterday. I doubt it will be this cheap again before Xmas. Multiple retailers, not just Amazon: books.daxmurray.com/stars-and-soil

People are all "forgive and forget" when it comes to cis men. Look no farther than the guy who gave a depressed person instructions on how to commit suicide by suffocation, and in reference to the event said "he asked for a solution, so I gave him the final solution". Folks say he's a good guy now.

USA: Rapists welcome, but no trans people

All I'm saying is my workplace want us to talk about mental health but they won't let me roller skate in the office, the single thing which would fix my mental health.

Ok, promo time! I've got a 2 story 'collection' in this bundle: itch.io/b/2877/monst... CosySick has one story you could give to grandma, and one you should give to a therapist! There's also an absolute shitload of other brilliant fanfic, both cosy and sicko, and the OG HC that inspired them all!

So like, God is a sub bottom right? "Oh I'm the Alpha AND the Omega. The Beginning AND the End." Pfft sure. Okay. Brat-coded for sure.