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being famous enough for Jeopardy to write a clue about you but not being famous enough for anyone to know the answer is either the ideal or funniest level of fame

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one day you’re a kid and the next you have to make an emergency leek run

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Public health PSA frens as botulism can paralyze and kill you: Tuna Recall Hits Costco, Trader Joe's, and More Over Botulism Risk www.eatthis.com/tuna-recall-...

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thinking about the Brazilian who roasted my husband for referring to himself as an American: "America extends from the farthest north of Greenland to the tip of Tierra del Fuego." Someone should tell Trump and his cronies about that re: Gulf of America

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seeing some really inaccurate reporting Trump did not revoke the Equal Employment Opportunity Act (1972). The president can’t just revoke laws. He revoked the Equal Employment Opportunity Order (1965).

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ok this is evil, right?

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your husband was out there like a talking labrador retriever, I am Doug, I am your friend, please send me home

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I'm an absolute baby about the heat and humidity of NC in the summer, so I really need to learn sympathy for those who cannot handle 1/2" of snow and cold temperatures

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the best offense is a really bad opposing offense

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are we so back?

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the michigan wolverines, in my opinion

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it’s really bad when you get the microsoft loading screen at passport control

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american shows on french tv: - the big bang theory - pawn stars - my wife and kids - law & order: criminal intent - ncis - river monsters - caught in the act: unfaithful

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I legitimately want to send chatgpt a christmas card? being able to ask it to troubleshoot code has seriously changed my life

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frames gonna janklin

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meanwhile, at the Saginaw Spirit CHL game tonight

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[Camera lovingly caresses the entire minutes-long brawl as millions of people are far too locked in to change the channel] Gus and Joel: Nobody wants to see this

submitted 89 days ago • 70 comments

THEY GOTTA LEARN HOW TO LOSE MAN UNIVERSITY

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oh my

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gonna throw up (positive)

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i haven’t moved in 30 minutes btw

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we have so many plays! - mullings - mullings in a wig - mullings in a mustache - mullings wearing glasses

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true big ten football happening today.

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This is kinda random but do you remember that one time the Bears had 32 seconds left on a running clock and one timeout and only got one more play off

submitted 91 days ago • 111 comments

Truly great TV making. Nantz escalating approaching panic that comes for Eberflus employment. Romo saying “no” twice in different tones of whimper, from “oh no!” to “Jim, no!” Nantz nails dismount. Pan to coach realizing on national holiday America has just seen him get fired. – Dan

submitted 91 days ago • 45 comments

"I do not envy St. Paul the eternal privilege of hearing the agonizing cry that is wrung from so many wretched women, 'How long oh Lord must I endure all this,' 'Wives obey your husbands!' 'Servants obey your masters!' I wonder if he is proud of his work today?" - Annie Brown, Harpers Ferry lookout

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I watched Gladiator for the first time this summer, and I hated it. I still want to see Gladiator II. Am I silly for this?

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

People of Bluesky! Let’s get to know each other better. What is your all time favorite TV Show? Quote share your answer only in GIF form.

submitted 100 days ago • 2 comments

should this be the year I finally watch Home Alone?

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last night I explained the concept of funeral potatoes to some people in my choir who were talking about them. one of them said, “that’s really weird,” and i swear i saw red

being famous enough for Jeopardy to write a clue about you but not being famous enough for anyone to know the answer is either the ideal or funniest level of fame

one day you’re a kid and the next you have to make an emergency leek run

Public health PSA frens as botulism can paralyze and kill you: Tuna Recall Hits Costco, Trader Joe's, and More Over Botulism Risk www.eatthis.com/tuna-recall-...

thinking about the Brazilian who roasted my husband for referring to himself as an American: "America extends from the farthest north of Greenland to the tip of Tierra del Fuego." Someone should tell Trump and his cronies about that re: Gulf of America

seeing some really inaccurate reporting Trump did not revoke the Equal Employment Opportunity Act (1972). The president can’t just revoke laws. He revoked the Equal Employment Opportunity Order (1965).

ok this is evil, right?

your husband was out there like a talking labrador retriever, I am Doug, I am your friend, please send me home

I'm an absolute baby about the heat and humidity of NC in the summer, so I really need to learn sympathy for those who cannot handle 1/2" of snow and cold temperatures

the best offense is a really bad opposing offense

are we so back?

the michigan wolverines, in my opinion

it’s really bad when you get the microsoft loading screen at passport control

american shows on french tv: - the big bang theory - pawn stars - my wife and kids - law & order: criminal intent - ncis - river monsters - caught in the act: unfaithful

I legitimately want to send chatgpt a christmas card? being able to ask it to troubleshoot code has seriously changed my life

frames gonna janklin

meanwhile, at the Saginaw Spirit CHL game tonight

[Camera lovingly caresses the entire minutes-long brawl as millions of people are far too locked in to change the channel] Gus and Joel: Nobody wants to see this

THEY GOTTA LEARN HOW TO LOSE MAN UNIVERSITY

oh my

gonna throw up (positive)

i haven’t moved in 30 minutes btw

we have so many plays! - mullings - mullings in a wig - mullings in a mustache - mullings wearing glasses

true big ten football happening today.

This is kinda random but do you remember that one time the Bears had 32 seconds left on a running clock and one timeout and only got one more play off

Truly great TV making. Nantz escalating approaching panic that comes for Eberflus employment. Romo saying “no” twice in different tones of whimper, from “oh no!” to “Jim, no!” Nantz nails dismount. Pan to coach realizing on national holiday America has just seen him get fired. – Dan

"I do not envy St. Paul the eternal privilege of hearing the agonizing cry that is wrung from so many wretched women, 'How long oh Lord must I endure all this,' 'Wives obey your husbands!' 'Servants obey your masters!' I wonder if he is proud of his work today?" - Annie Brown, Harpers Ferry lookout

I watched Gladiator for the first time this summer, and I hated it. I still want to see Gladiator II. Am I silly for this?

People of Bluesky! Let’s get to know each other better. What is your all time favorite TV Show? Quote share your answer only in GIF form.

should this be the year I finally watch Home Alone?

last night I explained the concept of funeral potatoes to some people in my choir who were talking about them. one of them said, “that’s really weird,” and i swear i saw red

what was “the incident” at your Michigan-MSU game?

death, taxes, post-MSU game incident discourse